Speak slow, tell me love, where do we go AH-AH

Motherfuck the holidays. This settles it, from here out, I'm celebrating Festivus by myself for the next decade.

HI IM JAED IM HERE WIF TERRIBELCRAYNZ DRINKIN SUM WIEN. I LIEK TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BANEENEES.

poop

by the way, sometimes when I'm all alone I sing and dance to journey while dressing up like a male hooker inside of a unicorn coated in diamonds and sweet sweet man love .

Whoa...

Oh, wine...

lemon wata y vodka

up yo aqss mothafuckas

WAAAAAAYYYYYYTTT

hamburgers. hamburgers fried in hamburgers: terriblecanyons.

hahahah

i just WANT FREEDOM

FREEDOM

FREEEDOOOM!

i fee like a blak ass ho at choir

SING YO HEART OUT BABY

THATS WUT U HERE FOR

That spiel made me want to watch Friday, or just listen to Smokey's dialogue.

watch you ass some friday boy

I would...but I'm watching Blood Diamond right now...that has sufficient wacky dialogue.

HEY YO DIS YO GRL TERRIBELCRANYPNESIODKLH.

WE HAS NO LIEVS SO WE HEAR DRINKN SOM VODKA WATERS.

supboy?

I think I'm about to dig into the rum once everyone goes to bed. three days without celllphone or internet service.

Jade had the genius idea to disguise vodka in a water bottle.

It actually doesn't taste all that bad with lemon water...

Jade says to par-tay yo ass up, dawg.

I wish I had some of the russian firewater. I'm jonesing for a proper brass monkey.

Jade was thinking white russians. Jade's aunt was thinking cheap wine.

chepa ass wine.

There's like 8 bottles of dank ass wine around here, but I'll stick with the Captain.

if it's some sergio guy's burgundy

stay away.


the captain.


gjaigaifjaifawirwifjsaijfiafas

Eh, there's like 5 or so cheap reds of varying names, a bottle of Yellow Tail Riesling, some strawberry/apple, maybe one or two whites of shittyness.

Now...to decide on the mixer....I think it'll be Coke.

pinot grig, dude.

never diet coke.

75% of my posts have something to do with beverages, 25% me talking about kidnapping various actors and or posting whale penii.

Jade's got me wanting to hit the bottle.
If I'm not mistaken that's what I did a year ago today also

25% of my posts are solely in this thread, most of them I'm bitching about something or talking about NES.

Yucks to the diet Coke. 2 shots in about 10 oz of Coke. I feel bad about not pouring one on the curb for my homiez, but it's raining outside right now.

dude! where did you come from?!

last christmas i did, but i had eaten at outback so it was essentially like drinking water.

merry christmas all you dudes

oh hi, my brother.

dont pour one for you homzies fuck dem all.

Yeah, most of my homiez would cap my ass for pouring out the liquor. That's alcohol abuse.

Merry christmas to all and to all a good night....but I'm not going to bed for a while, so that's not apropos.

Jade's family is so strange. I have to be drunk to be able to handle them, honestly.

Diet Dr. Pepper isn't all that bad
I'm out from the woodworks// Don't get my hands on internet that much anymore
I can't soulseek to download on this computer... vista is a bitch

Now I'm at home with my family, with a conservative mother and a recovered alcoholic father. No firewater for the holidays here.

I'm running Soulseek on Vista. I don't know why it works, so I can't help you, but it apparently does.

I've said it before and I'll say it again until I buy one...I need a flask, if only for the purpose that a little bit of high proof is better than a warm down blanket to warm one up on a cold day.

kfaofkaofkaofkaf

That's an amazing Kung-fu noise!

you bethvca!@

Just for the record, rum+stairs=fail. I fell up.

ahah, you fall uo, i take bad myspace photos.

I hate taking photos of myself. It makes me feel lame and sad...:(

Haha.. that reminds me that I found a sort of sad photo of myself today

Okay, I shall not be sad anymore because the internet is the wonderful quasi-reality. (tru fax)
I do believe I'm only going to have a bit more of the sacrament...and by a bit...more than I should.