I would like to make the sex to !@#$%%%!.

His attempts to explain-away our sorted rendezvous with plaintive cries of "never having done this before" prove false as he takes joyous leisure in his skillful administrations toward my lovemissile.

We part at 3am; he, asleep on a cowskin rug depicting a southwestern motiff, and I, stealing-away into the warm New Mexican night, satiated yet never willing to forget our time together on Ballbreak Montaňa.

I leave $2.75 in change on the nightstand as a way of saying "thank you".

in your dreams, skeletor

^^^I laughed.

By the power of gayskull, I've never been called that name before, She-Ra.

I always wanted to be her when I was a kid:



I still do.

I'd love to stick a finger in his butt too.

Slavo's butt <3

Now you've gone too too far.

That's disgusting.

I would fuck most of you. i would fuck yr souls.

What if we have no soul? What if we're all machine?

I'd machine-fuck you. :(

what the fuck

Shut up and fuck, now.

w/robot parts.

Or whatever's handy.

I like to think both of you are right next to each other...posting...on a message board.

we were. Then floating farted and left the room.

and came back with animal crackers.

The cat animal crackers have udders/breasts. It's kind of sick.

It's fur.

That doesn't stop me from nibbling them off first.

my cat keeps farting. and theyre stinky.

I would like to make sex to your cat while he farts.
:o

I'm sure he'd love it.

Do you promise to wipe first?

jon boy.

jon boy, sway & halfeatencake in a bathub? got damn

gross.

Get out of that tub RIGHT NOW, young lady.

You'll catch a nasty sexbug. Jon boy makes fuck to hookers.

You can't disgust me. I am a champion at this game

Firstly, if you ever find yourself typing something, and hitting delete prior to posting, you're doing it wrong.

That's when you know that you're pro.


If perhaps your mother is watching, you can always attribute the quote to either afonso or EVOLgoats. Although this method doesn't give you credit, the believabilty of disgust increases by a factor of ten point five!

Tame.

Might be true.

Fucking sick.

Ahhh you are so sweet I would fuck you. Yeah I am married, but that does not mean I dont like to fuck. Just ask my fuck buddy;)

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to foreverasskiss again.

I really want a 3 way with floatz and ink.

Yes pls.

Let's play hot dog sammich. You guys can be the bun.

of course you can watch:)

haha. Yeah, so swexxxy.

Why the smiles, gigglepuss???

There's no fucking way in hell you're watching.