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jon boy 10.13.2011 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by keep poppin pimples
you realise you've been personally insulting me for making this exact same statement? except i clarified the mire in vancouver is a much smaller and nicer than the mires of a place like port-au-prince.


how long did it take you to realise i was personally insulting you? slow or what.

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 12:30 PM

i'm not slow you prick

i'm thick

jon boy 10.13.2011 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by keep poppin pimples
i'm not slow you prick

i'm thick


obviously.

dirty bunny 10.13.2011 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
few years between one mugging and the other would be a good deal for me

how was it? gun stuff?


Yeah it was a gun. Needless to say I think anyone we know avoids that part of Vancouver now.

It's a shame there are so many hopeless people.

knox 10.13.2011 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dirty bunny
Yeah it was a gun. Needless to say I think anyone we know avoids that part of Vancouver now.

It's a shame there are so many hopeless people.


well, I'd have to avoid every part of my city.
I'm exaggerating, of course.
like jon boy.

I don't think I am, actually.

But nobody answered my questions.

Inhuman 10.13.2011 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
i heard montreal is that place. keep popin zits is so easy to annoy.


Nope, you'll still get mugged in Montreal - especially if your mother tongue is english. Though the biggest thing is bike theft, and everything else falls under.

Also re: Insite it was just last month that Insite was passed by the courts to continue operating. Prolly won't be attacked by conservatives again for a while.

knox 10.13.2011 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman
Though the biggest thing is bike theft


lol
sorry

Inhuman 10.13.2011 01:07 PM

No I'm absolutely serious. People in this city DON'T buy new bikes because of it. They get used bikes or build them from scratch (by stealing parts of locked up bikes). Having a car in Montreal is ridiculous because it's slower than Metro or bike, so it's pretty high demand.

Also the language issue is pretty bad. Sometimes there's marches in the Plateau of people holding signs chanting "Fuck les anglais!". My brother got jumped twice for running into drunk french purists that didn't like him because he was english.

knox 10.13.2011 01:08 PM

I know you are serious.
That's why it makes me laugh.
A world in which bike theft is the number one serious crime doesn't seem real to me.

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
I know you are serious.
That's why it makes me laugh.
A world in which bike theft is the number one serious crime doesn't seem real to me.




i think he means it's the most widespread problem, as opposed number one in like.....severeness.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 01:14 PM

I would think the biggest thing is getting beat up by the French! hahaha.

May as well kill yourself, or ride what's left of yr bike off a cliff.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 01:15 PM

I think she gets that, and is laughing because unlike alot of other countries, the most widespread problem is not getting murdered or raped or sold.

Inhuman 10.13.2011 01:23 PM

Though I never said it was the number one serious crime in Montreal, I said it's at the top of theft. In the scope of all crime it's different. Sure it may not be as bad as NYC, or Compton, or different places in the states, though doesn't mean that Montreal is this crime-free utopia where people don't lock their doors (as depicted by Michael Moore) at night and nobody fears anyone else.

floatingslowly 10.13.2011 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
I would think the biggest thing is getting beat up by the French! hahaha.

May as well kill yourself, or ride what's left of yr bike off a cliff.

LOL SRSLY

'nuk'a stole mah bike!!!!

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 01:28 PM

i think petty theft is more widespread than rape and murder in a lot of places, at least i hope so


i don't know, montreal isn't even that soft, there are tonnes of gangsta ass haitian crews there, i wouldn't want to get caught stealing one of those dudes bikes, haiti is almost as hardcore as british columbia

Inhuman 10.13.2011 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
I would think the biggest thing is getting beat up by the French! hahaha.


You're unbelievable - probably never been in a situation where you're a minority. Mocking Quebec's separatism issues when you've never had to deal with the constant shit you have to put up with.

Quote:

i don't know, montreal isn't even that soft, there are tonnes of gangsta ass haitian crews there, i wouldn't want to get caught stealing one of those dudes bikes, haiti is almost as hardcore as british columbia

I'm not arguing that Montreal is hardcore with crime because of petty things like bike theft. But saying that just like anywhere else, there's issues other than theft.

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 01:42 PM

honestly i'm quebec separatist too if there isn't discrimination involved, like quebec is already funner than the rest of canada so how awesome would be it be without the influence of the canadian majority?


 


if montreal was close there's no way i could stand to live in alberta, as is the only major city i could move to and still see my relatives is vancouver :? and i don't know if i could live that close to seattle and not want to move to there

floatingslowly 10.13.2011 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman
You're unbelievable - probably never been in a situation where you're a minority. Mocking Quebec's separatism issues when you've never had to deal with the constant shit you have to put up with.


u mad, breaux?

knox 10.13.2011 03:06 PM

actually no.
It is estimated that domestic violence is the most common crime. That includes abuse and rape.

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 03:10 PM

domestic rape? i thought you received a lifetime of irrevocable consent when you got married?


i think it could happen less if they actually told us in school you have to get permission everytime

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 03:12 PM

like the teachers definitely told us not to shoplift a million times, i'm sure they could have mentioned "don't rape members of yr household" at some point in that twelve wasted years but no

floatingslowly 10.13.2011 03:30 PM

jon boy's mom always says no, but her eyes say YES.

I'm pretty sure she's canadian.

Inhuman 10.13.2011 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by keep poppin pimples
honestly i'm quebec separatist too if there isn't discrimination involved, like quebec is already funner than the rest of canada so how awesome would be it be without the influence of the canadian majority?


True - Aside from the language problems, quebec is typically a nicer place to be. We get free college and cheap university, good healthcare, etc.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman
You're unbelievable - probably never been in a situation where you're a minority. Mocking Quebec's separatism issues when you've never had to deal with the constant shit you have to put up with.





I'm from Cincinnati, I have to deal with alot of shit that you'll never have to deal with.

You get free health care and school.

& sorry I'm not English and don't have to deal with angry French sissies who are pissed at you for evil shit your ancestors did hundreds of years ago.


Besides, noone really gets pissed at the Greeks. We gave yall democracy and awesome food.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by keep poppin pimples
domestic rape? i thought you received a lifetime of irrevocable consent when you got married?


i think it could happen less if they actually told us in school you have to get permission everytime


Probably child abuse, yo.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 03:57 PM

Besides don't worry about my opinions, America is falling apart.

floatingslowly 10.13.2011 04:31 PM

lol America

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 05:07 PM

it's true, nobody does get pissed at the greeks

and i mean thousands of people die trying to enter the country every year, untrained medical aids in the jails deem peoples conditions unserious an hour before they die, they exclude minorities from mainstream schools and make them a new school in a condemned building where the toilets won't flush, huge hordes of skinheads stabbing pakistanis in the street on a regular basis, teenagers getting shot by cops, union activists with acid poored down their throats when they threaten lawsuits, barges full of africans waiting off the coast for days and nobody will let them dock or take drinkable water to them, and they say the country is getting worse! at this rate it'll be the new vancouver in the for 2030 winter olympics! i know it's hot in greece, but the government should invest in some weather control research, easily payed for by a massive loan from the international monetary fund

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 06:35 PM

I thought you were talking about America until that last little bit.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by afonso
You don't follow the news, do you?


No, the news I get in America just trys to scare us into being racist and consuming shit we don't need so I stopped paying attention a long time ago with it's scare tactics.

& I know the economy in Greece is shit now and the whole country is falling apart but I didn't know anything about keeping it (whoever the fuck simple, gimbple, dimple) said.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.13.2011 06:38 PM

So I don't read the news, it could be worse. I could be a french purist.

knox 10.13.2011 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by keep poppin pimples
domestic rape? i thought you received a lifetime of irrevocable consent when you got married?


i think it could happen less if they actually told us in school you have to get permission everytime


now you're just playing the chauvinistic bastard, right?
you're not very good at it.

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by afonso
Caught me with that one.



?
 

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
now you're just playing the chauvinistic bastard, right?
you're not very good at it.



i've never even heard of a chauvinistic so i can't be it

i'm just an average all-american college student, i know i'm going to end up working at 711 soon

but if i get an expensive business school education, then i'll have an easy time getting promoted to assistant to the regional manager... within mere decades of first being hired by the company.

also, we drink a lot bro

knox 10.13.2011 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by keep poppin pimples
i've never even heard of a chauvinistic so i can't be it

i'm just an average all-american college student, i know i'm going to end up working at 711 soon

but if i get an expensive business school education, then i'll have an easy time getting promoted to assistant to the regional manager... within mere decades of first being hired by the company.

also, we drink a lot bro


good luck.

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 07:54 PM

bro i could be making 16/ hr within 10 years, if the current rate of inflation holds i'll own a house by 68, which gives me several years debt free before i reach the life expectancy

and they'll have youth implant surgeries by then

so i'll basically be 17 again, but i can buy cigarettes and have my own place, my parents never come by unexpectedly because they dropped dead decades ago


lalalalalalala

knox 10.13.2011 07:56 PM

and then you'll think

why go out to rape when i can do it in the comfort of my own home

yeah?

keep poppin pimples 10.13.2011 08:01 PM

i'm a spontaneous guy, i have every five minutes of my career plan all-figured out from my first lemonade stand, to the day i finally am ceo of 711.

interactions with other people? i make that shit up as i go along. see? spontaneous

however one day i'll be head of a multinational corporation, so i've been practicing treating everyone i come across as an employee


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