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floatingslowly 03.28.2011 09:56 AM

actually, I take that back. I read everything N'ik posts, but that's because it's better than William Burroughs.

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
i only look at avatars and guess at the content of the post

have we met?

I like your hat.

davenotdead 03.28.2011 11:35 AM

once, in a galaxy far far away. i think you skrimped on the bill tho. never can trust a black beak

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 11:40 AM

now yr starting to sound like my wife.

have we made love (this morning)?

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 11:54 AM

errata:

the INTERNET is no place for the helpless
SYG is no place those unwilling to listen (and only have a bit of a whine)
I always read everything knox posts

!@#$%! 03.28.2011 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
errata:

the INTERNET is no place for the helpless
SYG is no place those unwilling to listen (and only have a bit of a whine)
I always read everything knox posts


wasn't this for the "psycho chick wanna fuck me but i said no" thread?

what coffee are you drinking flotto?

--

PS: you should read everything nefeli posts!!

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showpos...7&postcount=40 <- wowza

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 12:53 PM

@#*^#^#^: I still believe that this was the correct thread to post my errata; however, the coffee that I'm drinking is pure shit (sysco brand self-proclaimed "legend in coffee").

that said, I read everything that everybody posts; even astonicpec's MY FATTY PS2 SECRET posts. yes. even those.

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 12:55 PM

ps: cloud's neighbor's dog and her neighbor's mother are getting more UNF in a weekend than OP will see in a lifetime at this current rate.

!@#$%! 03.28.2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter
 


that looks kinda like a peter chung drawing. except for the escher-style animation and the colors. maybe he was tripping.

!@#$%! 03.28.2011 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
@#*^#^#^: I still believe that this was the correct thread to post my errata; however, the coffee that I'm drinking is pure shit (sysco brand self-proclaimed "legend in coffee").


i knew there was something wrong with it. it's frying your transistors. sysco = satan.

go to the co-op pick yourself up some french roast organic beans. they will flush the bad data & allow the neural circuits to relearn.

TRANSMISSION FLUSH IMMINENT

SONIC GAIL 03.28.2011 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
errata:

the INTERNET is no place for the helpless
SYG is no place those unwilling to listen (and only have a bit of a whine)
I always read everything knox posts


i know you read at least some of mine;)

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter
 

whatever you do, DON'T take the gold.

@#%%*#*: I have decent coffee at home, however I'm too cheap to share with the gang of people around me, so I persist.

my core-processing is stable. this is the right thread for ordnance delivery.

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
i know you read at least some of mine;)


I see all.

don't tell glice. I want him to think that he's on ignore.

!@#$%! 03.28.2011 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
whatever you do, DON'T take the gold.

@#%%*#*: I have decent coffee at home, however I'm too cheap to share with the gang of people around me, so I persist.

my core-processing is stable. this is the right thread for ordnance delivery.


get a thermos bottle or your system will further corrode

end of line

floatingslowly 03.28.2011 01:40 PM

despite the deviation that it brings to this thread, I shall indeed take your very sound advice, good sir.

SYG is a good place to come to for HALP.

SONIC GAIL 03.28.2011 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I see all.

don't tell glice. I want him to think that he's on ignore.

k its our secret

knox 03.28.2011 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter
women have sex with gay men all the time, probably because they do it once and realise we are superior lovers.

Maybe.

GeneticKiss 03.28.2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
wasn't this for the "psycho chick wanna fuck me but i said no" thread?

what coffee are you drinking flotto?

--

PS: you should read everything nefeli posts!!

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showpos...7&postcount=40 <- wowza


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to !@#$%! again.

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 09:13 AM

^^^ yr like what habbens when a swami and a guru make love to a life coach and then adopt a gay prodigy who trancends lightbeams using nothing but the power of it's throbbing mind.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter
oh, in relation to the actual thread, prob the reason why women don't want you is because you sit in the corner staring and silently judging them as they have fun with other guys whom you deem "assholes" because they have confidence and don't assume women are expected to give a shit about self pitying lameness.

this almost certainly applies if you think you are entitled to attention from a woman because you act "nice". as if this means she is supposed to care. do you get irritated when she refuses to be dragged down the endless spiral of your neediness? when she listens and offers advice, are you oblivious to the fact that nothing she could say would ever be enough because you love your own masochism more and want her to soothe/inflict it FOREVER?

answers on the back of a label of a can of man the fuck up.


That pretty much sums it up. we like assholes because they are confident in themselves and that is what we want. We DO NOT want neediness which is often acccompanied by niceness. Niceness is good yes, but a nice asshole is much better.

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 09:45 AM

me? I'm not as good at telling others what they should have done so much as what they will do.

knuckle bones, goat entrails and tea leaves.

wizard power etc.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 09:49 AM

what will i do?

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
That pretty much sums it up. we like assholes because they are confident in themselves and that is what we want. We DO NOT want neediness which is often acccompanied by niceness. Niceness is good yes, but a nice asshole is much better.

my girl must be lucky then.

I'm never an asshole (lol_irl), I'm nice and there's not a fucking thing I can't do.

FEEL mah POWER.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 09:58 AM

your an asshole alright don't know about irl though. you r confident

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 09:58 AM

I just pianted my toenails at work. BORING day

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
what will i do?

trees barbecue beer
bonfire alligator pickup
zigzag zippo xanex
bippity boppity doo


....the trance fades.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
trees barbecue beer
bonfire alligator pickup
zigzag zippo xanex
bippity boppity doo


....the trance fades.


pretty damn close
no more xanax though
moved down to clonazepam im trying to break myself from them:)

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 10:16 AM

don't argue with fate.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:22 AM

yes sir.....but when will fate bring me xanax? ive been waiting

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 10:30 AM

that is a separate question and therefore requires a separate fee.

goats aren't cheap and the previous animal's entrails have cooled.

perhaps if you bring me.....A SHRUBBERY.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:31 AM

How about I bring you the deer entrails I was saving for stew instead? They r still fresh.

Inhuman 03.30.2011 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
How about I bring you the deer entrails I was saving for stew instead? They r still fresh.


deer & xanax stew doesn't solve problems

:)

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 10:46 AM

just makes you forget them easier;)

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 10:55 AM

I'm sorry, I'm a vag-eterian.

SONIC GAIL 03.30.2011 11:01 AM

that's cool I only eat meat

davenotdead 03.30.2011 01:21 PM

floslo, what color panties is gail wearing?

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 01:27 PM

omg how did you know that I was listening to The Cramps???

spppppoooooky

ps: she isn't. she never does.

davenotdead 03.30.2011 01:49 PM

which farm-animal-intestinal-organ is the panty predictor? this is vital information for me

floatingslowly 03.30.2011 02:28 PM

if you must know, it's the pig.

I could get away with a smaller beast, but made a promise earlier this morning not to hurt anymore of our chickenfriends.

davenotdead 03.30.2011 03:26 PM

makes sense considering the pig shares its colors with that of vaginas


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