ive never fucked a juggalo. i never ever will.

anyone who is stupid enough -...excuse me...- retarded enough -...excuse me...- so mentally inapt they'd choose to associate with drooling, painted up gorillas is never gettin close to this sweet, sweet pootang.

:( heeeeey I thought we were friends.

that was until i knew the truth

...but would you really call yourself a juggalo?




(hint: the answer is no)

see that - thats just common sense and basic hygiene concern. still needs to be said.

Is it because I've got Bugz On My Nutz?

my concern goes further... to the dangers of interspecies relations.

Half-Clown
Half-Man

100% American

I hate insular fanbases.

finally a female answers the universal question, not looking good for the juggalo bros

unless it turns out they're still less repulsive than me, which is very likely

fixed.

wait.

what?

what i mean to say is, there is scum and then a tier below that is juggalos.

no it's likely, i'm a balding foreign gardener with an odd puke-greenish skin tone.

back hair

ha ha ha ha

(@ deux's last post-- it was funny)

(not at yr green hair or puke skin or whatever)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feAMOaS5Qr0

"Truly Alone"

There ain't nobody, asking me, where I've been There ain't nobody, that would name me, as a friend
There ain't nobody, that's dropping by, to say hi There ain't nobody, that's caring whether I
Live or die I have nobody, to tell about, my growing angers I have nobody, to tell about me,
Following strangers There ain't nobody, making sure I'm takin all of my pills There ain't nobody,
Slowing me down and keeping me still,
I'm truly alone...

They say a man can only be alone for so long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can
Only be alone for so long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so
Long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so long, before the
Man's mind is gone.

There ain't nobody, telling me, not to jump off. There ain't nobody, telling me, not to chop
Your block off. I get so bloody, I ruin all of my clothes. I get so bloody, I sit in, the dark
Alone. I have nobody, to tell about, my dark fantasies. I have nobody, to tell about, my dark
Realities. There ain't nobody, around me, nobody wanna be friends. I get so bloody, all on me,
The mess never ends. I'm truly alone...

They say a man can only be alone for so long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can
Only be alone for so long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so
Long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so long, before the
Man's mind is gone.

I walked into a super K, and went into the back. I started askin questions checkin out the
Chainsaw rack. They had a test model, i pulled the cord and got it runnin. Turned the blade on
The kid workin and blood started gunnin. "What the fuck am I doing?" I dropped the shit and
Started cryin. I made it down two aisles before some hero clotheslined me. I got up, grabbed a
Shovel, and stabbed him in the gut. I pulled it out and hammered across the back of his nug. I'm
Hearing sirnes going off, its no bluelight specials. I turned murderer cavin in to daily life
Pressures but fuck that now all ya'll gonna know me. See me on TV and be like "Look there go my
Homie." I'm more than lonely, I'm lost, lives are the cost. I just beat some bitch in the head,
Stabbed her twice and took off. They can't find me, I'm hidin in the flannel coat rack. I jump
Out and attack, and put a gash in your neck. I finally made it to the front door, and to the
Parking lot. That's when i got shot alot I got got. Police with bullets and more bullets, pluggin
Me deep. I'm seein flashes, hearing screamin and its all over me. I see a crowd of people bein
Held behind the police tape. All watchin me die, I think i made no mistake. I finally got some
Recognition, dying on my knees, ready for hell because compared to my life, it should be an
Ease... like easy... cake walk... let's go

wrong.



so very, very wrong.

who dat? yr prom date or something?

fiance.
this is hayden 2 years ago.

had to google juggalo...& my answer is hell no! clowns scare me, im scary enough...

Deux, I wish lightning upon thee, by way of the Dark Carnival.

^ Glenn Beck and SuchFriends

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pbradley again.

Rude Boy, Prince, Joe Bruce

Oh wow, Dr. Eugene...you're right. I had never given ICP a fair shot before, but this is truly an outstanding song. Thanks for making me reconsider my indie snob values, and actually allowing me to appreciate something that I would normally not even consider worthy of attempting to interact with my astutely sensitive ears.

You're welcome, dude.

No dude, YOU are the one who is truly welcome.

:o:o:o:o

but dr. my ears were crafted independently by fair trade punk rockers who i paid in vinyl to construct it out of pure independence so its indie.

shut itt gawth boi do nawt mok mi intelligense a.nd violins

OHHHH SHITTTT DR> EUGEEEEEENE!!!

You're getting old skkkool 1990's Inner City Posse up in here!

You better settle down ninja, before SYG gets too damn fresh for it's own good.

make-up, pit-bulls, prince and ice-cream trucks.
and motherfucking lightning, how the fuck does that work??

DAMN! Life At Risk? Dude, that is easily one of my favorite tunes as well!

MCL Whoop Whoop

im not an indie snob. my fave band is sublime, which i got so much shit for admitting on the boards when i was a youngin'.

but its true.

i love me some lou dogg.

sublime's self-titled was produced by paul leary.

paul leary ain't no clown.

Hey yo! I heard that you diiiieeed! FUCK THAT! It's time to get liiiiive!

If you were Andre The Giant, that shit would be slick. You could finger fuck a girl, and she'd think it's your dick!

one of those clowns went schizo and had a nervous breakdown due to music so A+ for effort i'll listen to anyone whose done that at least once but still when you see that fucking rainbows how do they work video you just think these ass clowns have burrowed down the mines of stupidity to a realm were its just... fuck... i mean... fucking mangnets....