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phoenix 09.03.2009 08:36 AM

thanks :)

SONIC GAIL 09.03.2009 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
by the fucking way, lest we forget this FAIL



 



 



 





someone needs to wake up those narcoleptic tits of hers


and oh yeah maybe take a bath



It makes me want to PUKE when I see women think they ear Marylin Monroe. Get over yrself ho.

She needs the money though I mean she has to keep all her shit she did'nt need in the firstplace. She screwed them though. She would have gotten nude for half of that.

noisereductions 09.03.2009 09:04 AM

it's funny how (besides phoenix) it seems to be the girls on the board that are getting the most fired up about this.

SONIC GAIL 09.03.2009 09:09 AM

WE hate sluts

noisereductions 09.03.2009 09:11 AM

oh.

Wait, isn't it pretty well known that Marilyn herself used bj's to get ahead? (no pun intended).

!@#$%! 09.03.2009 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
it's funny how (besides phoenix) it seems to be the girls on the board that are getting the most fired up about this.



competition!

 

!@#$%! 09.03.2009 09:13 AM

define "slut"

noisereductions 09.03.2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
competition!



 


I'm saying.

Ladies, just cuz LL is mentioned it DOES NOT mean that Davesnotdead is gonna stop trying to get with y'alls.

SONIC GAIL 09.03.2009 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
oh.

Wait, isn't it pretty well known that Marilyn herself used bj's to get ahead? (no pun intended).

She is a slut too

SONIC GAIL 09.03.2009 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
define "slut"


Slut: Girl who seaks attention in a sexual manner. She is only concerned with how men see her sexually. Sluts will do anything to ensure that thier self esteem is boosted by exposing thier body to others and recieveing praise for it. They will fuck anything and they really like money.

ploesj 09.03.2009 09:46 AM

 


some seriously bad photoshop there.

i don't really care for her, or what she does. no reason to get all 'omg sh's such a slut!!'. i don't know her, she lives across the ocean, i really don't care about how much she wants to show her tits to the world.

!@#$%! 09.03.2009 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
Slut: Girl who seaks attention in a sexual manner. She is only concerned with how men see her sexually. Sluts will do anything to ensure that thier self esteem is boosted by exposing thier body to others and recieveing praise for it. They will fuck anything and they really like money.


ha! that's a pretty good definition.

yet, many are guilty of it-- ha ha ha ha.

oh i better go get me some breakfast.

SONIC GAIL 09.03.2009 09:49 AM

Many more are guilty than they would like to admit

floatingslowly 09.03.2009 10:38 AM

SLUTS UNITE!

godsfavoritedog 09.03.2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku
This is probably the dumbest thread ever.


Dumbest thread ever? :D Thanks! It's always nice to be recognized for your contributions, particularly given the level of competition here.

Here's a little something to deteriorate things even more:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTqXisnMcS8

Zombie Robot 09.03.2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
more blowhan trash

http://www.fornarina.com/

shes a terrible model too, she looks stiff and awkward


a bit stiff, yes. those pix actualy make her look 'good' tho.
amazing what loads of makeup and photoshop can do.

Rob Instigator 09.03.2009 11:43 AM

amazing how heavy quantities of cocaine and alcohol can easily turn a photogenic ginger into a crack ho

Zombie Robot 09.03.2009 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
amazing how heavy quantities of cocaine and alcohol can easily turn a photogenic ginger into a crack ho


so true man. SO true!

thats why im off the rock.

davenotdead 09.03.2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
Ladies, just cuz LL is mentioned it DOES NOT mean that Davesnotdead is gonna stop trying to get with y'alls.


this is quite true. stop worrying ladies

pbradley 09.03.2009 01:34 PM

don't be chealos, aye

DeadDiscoDildo 09.03.2009 01:36 PM

Yeah lindsay is fuckugly

Rob Instigator 09.03.2009 01:37 PM

 

Zombie Robot 09.03.2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
it's funny how (besides phoenix) it seems to be the girls on the board that are getting the most fired up about this.


thats ludicrous. i give her credit where credits due, theres just not much to credit...

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Yeah lindsay is fuckugly


we call that 'fugly' in these here parts.

jerf 09.03.2009 02:48 PM

Someone should pay her 900k to go the fuck away. For good.

atsonicpark 09.03.2009 02:54 PM

I just killed an ant.

ploesj 09.03.2009 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
 


... the fuck.

Dead-Air 09.03.2009 08:42 PM

I'd do it for much less.

noisereductions 09.03.2009 08:45 PM

alright, Dead-Air. How much you want my friend?

Dead-Air 09.03.2009 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
alright, Dead-Air. How much you want my friend?


$12.99

tipping is of course allowed.

noisereductions 09.03.2009 09:10 PM

alright dude, I'm sending it in the form of a TGIFriday's gift certificate. If that's cool?

Dead-Air 09.03.2009 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
alright dude, I'm sending it in the form of a TGIFriday's gift certificate. If that's cool?


Nope. Paypal only. I can get my wife's account when she gets home from work and post it here. That's the price for an individual piece, I retain republishing rights, though I'll sell those for about the same amount. Everybody who pays gets an original. I'll send a recording of me singing your choice of Lindsay Lohan songs for an additional $7.23 as well.

Rob Instigator 09.03.2009 09:18 PM

this thread is the longest run of pure gibberish I have ever seen or heard of. I love it like I love Picasso

Dead-Air 09.03.2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
this thread is the longest run of pure gibberish I have ever seen or heard of. I love it like I love Picasso


hey, I'm trying to negotiate a serious business deal here!

noisereductions 09.04.2009 07:19 AM

Listen, Dead-Air. I love yr voice. It's maybe the best voice I've ever heard. I'm just saying that if I had to choose between your voice, and getting my mail... I'd have to choose the mail.

Dead-Air 09.04.2009 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
Listen, Dead-Air. I love yr voice. It's maybe the best voice I've ever heard. I'm just saying that if I had to choose between your voice, and getting my mail... I'd have to choose the mail.


Christ, I'd choose the mail too, and I love my voice too. But I like Art Bell's and Karen Carpenter's both a lot better. I strive to be something right in between them.

flophousefloozie 09.04.2009 08:54 PM

I think she would look good if she would only accept the fact that she is naturally a pale, freckly redhead, and not a tanned blonde. If you ask me, she's naturally very beautiful. Nice bone structure (and I don't mean the jutting bones we're not supposed to see. I mean her face).

noisereductions 09.04.2009 10:30 PM

^props

LifeDistortion 10.25.2011 12:21 PM

Well just read a story that Lindsay is doing a Playboy shoot. I don't know who's standards have been lowered more, hers or theirs. First of all in the past few years she's already done semi-nude shoots in a number of magazines, and this is seven years after she was last hot and anyone actually wanted to see her naked. I wonder if Playboy will make her gain weight and go back to her red hair. Doubt it.

noisereductions 10.25.2011 12:28 PM

I really wish she was still a ginger.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 10.25.2011 12:46 PM

She was hot in Herbie Fully Loaded:

 


I think that's before she started doing all the boozing and blow.


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