i'd totally do ann coulter

I don't know, trannies are not my thing. But hey if it's your thing, go for it.

i'm just curious about what she'd be like in bed

Three for the price of one

I'd fuck Ann Coulter up the ass, and then tell her I'm gay. I'd love to see her freak out after that, heh heh heh.

she's either going to be insanely fucked up in bed, or mind numbingly dull, no in between.

I reckon she's well into leather and dominance (cue naff "great idea for a Consumer Electronics lyric" from me). Either that, or she masturbates to readings from Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher speeches.

i reckon she's probably got some nasty racial fantasies going on like a cross between that black guy from Storytelling and the Formula One/Moseley guy.

holy shit, you're defending that asinine show?

i am shocked.

that was one of the worst things about the 90s. lameness incarnate.

I concur with T&B. It's asinine, but good asinine, like the Carpenters (but not that good, obviously). I'll go further and say that there are much less benign banalities to rail against.

Interestingly, 'Chandler-syntax' is finding its way into the British A-leve English curriculum. Could language be anymore strange?

Absolutely.

sick bastard