so i voted for anngella, cos she discusses her ovaries without coyness. now, she does have some strange ideas about them, but hey, you gotta start somewhere.

IMHO, if you're alive, you're hot.

I remember the sex ed teacher in 5th grade telling us, "You won't believe me now, but in a couple years, you'll notice: There won't be a girl your age you won't find attractive. When you're young, you're all sexy."

He was so right.

watchu talkin about, willis?

I'm not sure.

Who is that?

what a ridiculous thread! Where are Emma and lilly??

if they were in this poll, i would have lost horribly!!!!!!!

Oh and i voted for crypto.

i'm torn between sonicl and sarramkrop, but in the end i picked porky, lets face it, the chap is half-italian.

That's okay, I wouldn't want you anyway. I don't mind that you're gay, but a Man U fan... eurgh, no way!

Well, I'm 100% italian , so WHAT? ha ha ha.

haha!

nice one, i love you too mate!

i know that! you were my first choice sweet-cheeks but your not on the list

I did not vote for sonicl well because Porky well he is porky hotter than hell. Sexy too.

ha ha, actually even porky is 100% italian even if "transplanted" in that other strange country. So, yeah, I'll consider his votes as votes for me "ad honorem".

oh i love it when you talk like that... say something else in italian... like... "fishmonkey has big blue eye balls with each one stuck on the side of his head so he can look behind without turning his fishyhead..."

"ad honorem" is pure latin.

I'll translate your sentence in italian , anyways:

Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa.

Sexy, huh?

Holy shit I came in second.

There is only one winner. You might as well be last.

True.

applause


pfffft, sen~or gmku! that reminds me of the crazy chinese mom in the motel :D

We are but mere mortals in her universe.

Not that I'm placing her on a pedestal or anything.

oh yeah


you're smart AND weird. i like you.

I'm not that smart. I'm failing English. I SPEAK ENGLISH.
Though I'm only failing because of mere laziness. But that's not that smart.
I'm too modest.

Lux has my heart.

yes yes you are. it shows in your humor.


and apparently also in you gay boners. how weird is that? regardless-- you've got good taste in women. ;)

i'd vote for her too if there were multiple options. but i made an executive decision.

ha ha sway i agree with your first statement. but it's not just dumb, it's weird that he'd be pondering about what gmku jacks off about. EWWWW. how fucking weird is THAT. if i were gmku, i'd call the stalker police.

And how about the assumption that I jack off?

assumption or not-- he's been thinking about you with your dick in your hand, and the contents of your mind while youre at it.

i think he wants you

I was brought up that it leads to things.

took the words out of my mouth.

i'm so cold and tired and jon king is talking about tourists and blood on tv that i can't stop laughing from this thread. and it's not even funny.

where are emmah, schizo, cantanky and cuetzy?

Impure thoughts.

omg

I feel so... violated.

neither do i, and except for his prying into somebody else's cock and his demented statement that meat rots in your colon for 14 days, i think he's alright.

nah, i'll get in trouble for that.

Yeah, because I was serious with the statement I made and all.:rolleyes:

Sway and @#$@# you both need to get over grudges. @#%#$ you're still pissed from the Vegetarian thread the other day. No need to be. You're an adult, get over things, especially on the internet. But then, I've always pissed you off.

As for you Sway, you're just damned and you'll live in your trailor for eternity.

HAHA. My statement above is proven. You're still bitter from the other day.

Don't the impure thoughts usually lead to touching yrself?
At least, that's how it works with me.

I concur.