They smell a little and can get a little hairy at times, but vaginas never do you wrong. Unless you like a slobbering slab of salami, in which case you'd consider them disgusting. Either way, aslong as you have fun playing with whatever bits you prefer.

No, I said they can get a little smelly and hairy. Showing the possible downside if not maintained. But overall they're not disgusting as Mr Asche put it.

No hints? no tips? NOTHING?

ahahahahha AND CHRIS FARLEY ahhhaa, thats racist!!!

you must spread some love before giving it to kegmama again .

it seems to be obvious that women tend to be insanely irrational , vindictive, and moody . these are the loud and negative characteristics in being the more feeling-revolved, emotional sex rather than the mostly logical judgemental sex . we fail to notice that being more emotional also benefits women , as they take situations with much care and other people with more mercy, and offer more perspectives with more humanity and less bias and judgement (unless the situation directly affects their possessiveness , like thier man or children ) .

it fucking sucks to deal wiht the vindictive mind-tripping side of women though , but to tell you the truth im fucking tired of hearing other chicks just standing around complaining about eachother especially with guys (and usually not even pointing out the lame shit about them ) , i mean how does that help anything ? are they trying to compassionately let the guys know that they are aware of their shitty sides , or just trying to lay it out in an effort to say "but hey, im different, take ME !"

My girlfriend is a total sweetie-pie, but she still does my head in sometimes, just by being her. Mens' and womens' brains are just wired a little different, that's all. I gave up trying to understand what was going on ages ago, and now I just go with the flow. It still beats me why she wants to tell me every single tiny detail of her and her friends' days though.

men it seems are very stupid on the whole.

i must say that it doesnt matter if your a boy or a girl, or what age you are when you meet someone you fall for everyone acts like a spazzy teenager.

Well,i happen to have both a female and a male brain so i experience the best and the worst of both world.Has macho/redneck/dim-brained Australia invaded the SY board?

It is their complicated ways and utter mystery that I love.

Yes it can be frustrating, painful and soul destroying. But it's been marked out this way since the dawn of time.

Napoleon marched in and destroyed whole armies and nations in double quick time just so he could return to his Josephine as quickly as possible.

Josephine cheated on him, frustrated him and crunched his heart into the ground. Thus ensuring his slavery to her until the day he died.

It's always been this way.

Anthony and Cleopatra are another example.

Men are conquerors. A wise woman who wants to keep a man enslaved to her beauty knows this. Being difficult makes the price go up. What is easily available is of little value. If they were too easy we would not love and want them so much.

It's only by modern mores that these natural inclinations of the sexes have been thwarted and frustrated.

that must be very difficult for you pork. my advice is to drinak as much as possible to dull your mind.

Well,at least i get to experience the birth of Venus when i wake up in the morning.

haha and then you can crack one off. best of both worlds indeed.

What I really don't understand about women is why so many of them don't drink pints of bitter. I find it rather unsettling.

No, you don't. You like cock but you don't have female characteristics or thought.

My girlfriends extremely feminine, and she drinks beer. She doesn't like lollypop drinks. Alot of girls I know drink beer?

Of course,that's because you go out with a man.whohahahahahaha!!!

Your wit is astounding. How do you do it? Oh, that's right, you're dillusional.

If I were to fuck a man, it wouldn't be you. I wouldn't stupe that low. Your dad on the other hand...

i am more mesmerised by watching the ball spinning around. but yes green fields are sleep inducing.

i went to the olympic stadium in berlin recently and had to have a nap afterwards as it was so peaceful and serene.

haha.What is dillusional?Are we feeling a bit irritated now?

watch some football that will send you to sleep.

no problem nefeli, the darts has just started over here and that is quite easliy one of the most mesmerising things on tv. sitting in bed drooling all over the place kind of viewing.