Kenneth's a regular on the show. Amongst other things he also plays a character called Dr Gruntfotter, who's certainly not gay, but is very funny.

Tell me Doctor Gruntfotter, do you charge your patients?

No, not the ladies, I just kind of sidle up to them

Oh wait!I think there was a ducumentary thing about that a while ago?That kindaa rings a bell.Was there not some reference to 'my pussy' too?

Now you're thinking of Are You Being Served.

'Round the Horne' was ressurrected a stage show, which was also on BBC4, last year. You may have seen that. It was good, but the original episodes are superb.

'Are you being served' i know very well but i'm confused.For some odd reason i enjoy watching 'Keeping up appearances' and by rights i shouldn't.Why it does me make laugh i dunno...........

Do you guys think that if i pop to the shop downstairs,enter the premises and then tell the guy behind the counter:'Hey honey,that apple looks fab!Can i have it?',he will chuck me out?

Well, you've got to try haven't you? If you show him that lovely smile of yours, he might be unable to resist.

Depends what kind of shop it is.

To some extent,yes,there is some sort of gay slang.

Xiu Xiu, etc.

Most gays make a clear separation between dyke and lesbian for instance but i've noticed how some people use dyke to refer to a feminine looking lesbian.

I usually use dyke to refer to a butch ass lesbian. Like the white trash ones with skinhead tattoos on their heads.

Yep,exactly.

Thank you, Nefeli.

Mine is pure eye candy. Although, I'd probably have sex with Porky's as well.

thanks lovely!

Keeping up appearances and all that.......

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFabulous!

"relax, don't do it, when you wanna come"

i'm listening to Marc Almond and also i'm watching Hole's video for Malibu wich is the gayest thing ever.

Oooh, haven't YOU all been busy while I wasn't here! What's this, a gay thread? Oooh, that's just wonderful darlings. Just one thing though, couldn't you have made it a bit more, oh, I don't know, interesting?

No, seriously sweeties, you've done a wonderful job. Slap my wrists, I'm being a bitch again.