I'm sure you're not the only one. I'm so sorry it distresses you so.

You know, the internet message board equivalent to flipping the channel is skipping the post.

Pointless way of demonstrating outrage.
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That should be obvious enough.So there.

nice try



That was a message I wrote to Everyneurotic when he chastised me for posting, in his view, one too many The Simpsons quotes.

I'd like to add that when I reposted his messages, I posted them completely in their entirety and that nothing was omitted.

Yes, i know. i read the thread.

Atari 2600 must be rather bored tonight.......

quoting comedies is for people who can't think of their own jokes

well, i hate to rain on your parade, but i have some place to be.

signing off, this is cantankerous. remember to keep watching the skies (and fuck off.)

Oh really? I believe that I routinely demonstrate that I can remember these quotes, look them up & apply them in some relative way to what is being discussed. The same goes for song lyrics.

My memory is pristine and that's why I'm sometimes compared to a machine.

And Tank Girl must be having her period since she seems to be saying "Fuck Off" alot...

Well it's time to update your programming because this process does not result in humour.

Not a fan of performance art then?

To each his own.

Thanks for the input; I'll take the retooling suggestion under advisement.

I'll also add at this point that no one else on the board that is logged in tonight and reading recognized any of them either. This is most likely owing to the majority of porkmarras' messages being often flippantly mean-spirited and instantly forgettable.

I suppose birds of a feather do flock together, Toilet & Bowels.

I even started to get bored with it pretty quickly myself and tried to start posting ones that I felt would be associated with him more readily, but still no one noticed. Then, I posted the one with the word "rubbish" and thinking that might be a giveaway, went ahead and revealed what I had been doing. In hindsight, it now seems to me that I should have kept doing it, perhaps for days on end, just to get a chuckle at the daft cluelessness I was met with during the undertaking.



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Cantankerous is like that most of the time, GeneticKiss.

It's the perma-rag phenomenon.

no offense atari, but your posts lately are pretty forgettable, it's simpsons quote after simpsons quote, i forget which ones you use for each topic.

plus, it's not like there's a trophy if you remember something from the board, they don't give pulitzers out to message board posts.

I suppose birds of a feather do flock together, Everyneurotic.

whatever.

unmemorable post.

Don't cry now.

Poor lamb.

really, stop smoking pot, it kills brain cells and makes you paranoid, learn to enjoy life instead of suffering it!

Oh but you should smoke some pot, learn to enjoy life in its full splendor, and stop being so uptight about stuff like whether or not I post quotes from The Simpsons.

Yeah it kills so many brain cells that I have an eidetic photographic memory. Chemicals are what damages brain cells permanently, Mr. Science.
The human body sloughs off dead skin cells, for instance, every day (which are food for dust mites) and we replace our own skins all the time. The same goes for all of our other organs & tissues at a slower rate. When you cut yourself, do you not heal? You're a victim of propaganda. Marijuana is God's glorious green gift, the dragon of life, the agathodaemon.

i just posted that because i like you, i just made an observation this afternoon; i hardly see the reason for you to flip out.

but whatever man, just some friendly word, take it as you please.

Sean Lennon is on Letterman tonight!

He has a new one coming out or it may already be released.

If he's playing on CBS, then I guess it does follow that it is out already.

Did you see those Venom torrents? I posted those in the announcments thread with you in mind.

Sean Lennon's Into The Sun is a very very cool album. Thurston plays on it at some point.
Much much much better then asshole Julian Lennon