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Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
listening to a band and wearing their shirt around are two different things.

on one hand, I'm not so shallow that I would care what she listens to, and on the other, I think it would be difficult to overcome my perception that people who wear ICP shirts, and model themselves as "insane clowns" are fucking stupid.

I'd be too paranoid that the moron might steal my genejuice and get pregnant. :(




I've often thought of just how nervous ICP must've been when they held their first performance as the Insane Clown Posse, rather than the Inner City Posse. The 90's Detroit underground hip-hop scene definitely attracted a rough crowd. I would've been scared shitless to come out on stage, honking my nose.

The thing is though, they BLEW UP. Attracting the attentions of legendary local emcees, Esham, and Awesome Dre; and making other local, and still unknown artists, like Eminem, and Kid Rock, extremely jealous. Soon enough, they toured the country in a van, promoting the shit out of their own records, until eventually having their 5th LP debut at #4 on the Billboard charts without any help from radio, or MTV. That is, unless you count the whole controversy with Disney in 1997.

They're certainly doing something right. Especially since it seems that there are Juggalos all over the world.

Sorry for the rant. :o I just haven't been this excited about posting something here since the KoRn threads.

But yeah, they have released some utter shit (see The Wraith: Shangi-La). But there's something that can be said about 2 guys who can be so successful painting their faces, and singing songs about eating dead bodies, drinking Faygo, and fucking fat chicks with hunchbacks.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
A gallery of physical grotesqueries parodying the act of copulation. Watching grass grow has never seemed more appealing.



I guess it must be the "CUM HERE" written on her soles, mixed with the ICP shirt, that attracts me most. Although, I must say, being a Juggalette, she's probably in the mood for something a little raunchier. Hence the boredom.

Savage Clone 03.11.2010 03:37 PM

Yes, there is a lot to be said for the DIY marketing ethic and the creation of a self-sustaining and universally reviled subculture catering to the absolute lowest common denominator.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 03:44 PM

You're all prudes.

Keeping It Simple 03.11.2010 03:52 PM

I'd rather watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvAzt9sWIg

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 03:58 PM

Hahaha, that was a good one. I seriously can't believe that people don't think you're funny.
Do you believe there is a connection between prudes and pseuds?

demonrail666 03.11.2010 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i saw the first 30 seconds and what fucking boredom


it never ceases to amaze me, just how expert pornography is at rendering the most amazing concepts into the most boring. i mean seriously, how hard can it be?

floatingslowly 03.11.2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
You're all prudes.


no, just picky.

that said, I'd stick my finger in the pirate-LARP girl's butt.

she may not be as "bangin'", but she looks as if she could be turned on by my talk of event horizons, gravitonic distortion and space-time geekery (as I finger her butt).

waltermcphilp 03.11.2010 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
You're all prunes.


Fixed.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 04:16 PM

 

pbradley 03.11.2010 05:10 PM

 

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 05:29 PM

Fucking coulrophobes.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.11.2010 05:35 PM

Probably not. I'm not the one-night stand type, so I generally only want to screw people that I'd want to be in a relationship with.

Now if I was really drunk and horny and some sexy Jugallette wanted to sit on my dick. . . then probably yes. But I probably wouldn't sober. Unless I was really really desperate.

girlgun 03.11.2010 05:36 PM

i'm decoding this thread with my icp decoder. (love having record store owning friends!)

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Savage Clone 03.11.2010 05:41 PM

I sold an ICP picture disc 7-inch a couple of weeks ago.
I had to put on a HAZMAT suit to handle it for grading.

wellcharge 03.11.2010 06:12 PM

 

 

wellcharge 03.11.2010 09:08 PM

Do you feel that there are more or less Juggalos than 2 years ago?
Definitly a lot more..which in some wayz iz bad because they dont know what itz all about. I hate goin placez and i see sumone reppin a hatchetman and ill be like who0p
who0p or what up fam and they juz look at you. IMA SMACK EM ACROSS THE FACE! fuck off if you cant feel what im saying.



 

the ikara cult 03.11.2010 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wellcharge
Do you feel that there are more or less Juggalos than 2 years ago?
Definitly a lot more..which in some wayz iz bad because they dont know what itz all about. I hate goin placez and i see sumone reppin a hatchetman and ill be like who0p
who0p or what up fam and they juz look at you. IMA SMACK EM ACROSS THE FACE! fuck off if you cant feel what im saying.




 


acceptable

the ikara cult 03.11.2010 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I sold an ICP picture disc 7-inch a couple of weeks ago.
I had to put on a HAZMAT suit to handle it for grading.


i bet you still feel dirty though
Youll never lose the smell....

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun
i'm decoding this thread with my icp decoder. (love having record store owning friends!)

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