old fat owl lady time

Oh she's as batshit crazy as you. She'd say so. I've given up on searching for sanity, it lasts for a bit longer than the crazy fun and then goes the same way with significant impact and a lot more at stake. Fuck it. Write your letter in monkey baby's blood on the skin of a dead harp seal. It can only help my cause.

why did that sound slightly insulting?

ok here it goes.

hello stranger!

go on and marry this guy. he seems to like you. that seems better than being single at the moment. if it doesnt work out, please dont steal his stuff.

regards,

Very professional. Thanks. I would never intentionally insult you, by the way. I've come to adore you as a fascinating creative force bent on the destruction of society through a bit of self esteem issue botheration.

I'm completely on your side, and only ask that you delete the bit about "marry" and replace with the word "do" when you send the proper monkee baby blood on harp seal skin version. email me for the mailing address.

Bitch took the good fucking corkscrew too, and then has the nerve to text message me with "pls dont be mad". Grr.

fuck off, not the CORKSCREW.
you can use a pen tho.

are you serious about me sending a letter? because i would.

Wow Dead-Air, I thought things were finally being somewhat resolved between you two. Sometimes the shit just never ends. Stay focused, keep yr sense of humor.

I'll send you her address. Actually that would be incredibly cool. It gets lonely in Nova Scotia. Kind of like how it's so cold in Alaska.

You are an incredibly sweet and wise person. Your last bit of advice is the best and I'm there. Of course that sense of humor is a bit dry and wicked at times, but that's really not my problem.

<3 You're the best and we're here for ya!

guess not...haha

knox, as promised....

You sure have a lot of toiletries.
Nice photo Sarra.

Sarra. I just had this enlarged to 8 x 10. FEET. Now all I need for you to do is autograph it for me.

You need a man in your life.

Your surly expression tells us life has somehow dealt you a cruel blow. Wanna talk about it?

That's my happiest expression.

now i have to come up with a whole new voice for you.