i will say this

today is the wrong day to fuck with me

you don't want to know.

Yes, I can feel it through my computer.

I was actually scared to look at your response.

Every day is halloween !

are you serious

ok ok, i ate some tropical starbursts and i'm not angry anymore.

lilly may have been having a bad day.

Looks like a vote of 0 for steaming pussy licks on satans juicy tang,
and a total of everyone else for a slight shrug and shuffling.

Not that nobody loves that juicy satan tang. They do.

And everyone loves to ruffle in the many continental fur of dave's beards. Who knows where one will pop up next, where you might want to roost for a season or two. They sure do.

It's just that nobody likes their masters fighting. Makes em uneasy. Like where do we line up, if not at this sacrificial beheading.

'bad day' is the worst kind of understatement

i unnerstan.

smoke something good, snipe some fucker on ebay and get a good nite sleep.

it's 8 in the fucking morning
i did something a lot better than smoking
buying shti i dont want or need on ebay isnt goign to fucking end this

did you kick some irl ass then?

no i did somethign for myself

tattoo?

new real estate?

no
i dont want to talk about it
if you rly want to knwo you cna pm mebut i dont think its any of anyones business because people fuckgn judge me for it

goodnight everyone.

tomorrow i go to stalk gmku.

needle in the hay, y'all

a baby? did you buy a real baby? thats the one thing I will judge a person for. Well, depending on the baby's wrap. Most babies are pre-wrapped. Going from indonesian, that baby is gonna be wrapped so tight you dont have to worry about any lil baby. Baby gets tossed into a pile and its all good. North america though, you have to worry. Big mega baby rickshaws full of bouncing motherfuckers pulled by mega mamma cattle.

:rolleyes:

You know, there is perhaps one or more Basic Instructions (by Scott Meyer) strips for this thread.

Can't find them, though.

you totally missed the point of roasting, instead opting for flat-out insulting people.

whether or not you intended that, it still reads as that because it's written as text, and not spoken.

you've been roasted dave, satan knows her ways and played sensitive.

ha ha I don't give a shit!