I'm thinking about firing my minion.

already today, she's told me that I'm disgusting. actually, forget that. I'm not sure what I said, and she could be right.

the worst part is, she refuses to believe me that Machu Picchu was created by laser beams.

nobody EVER believes a word I say.

:(:(:(

When you can't trust your minions, who can you trust?

I have attempted explaining to her that the ONLY correct response is "yes, my master" but all that earns me is an evil stare.

I have no idea what to do about it.

:(

now she's trying to get me to smell the back of her watch because she knows it makes me gag.

why must people always torment me so?

lol Where's Barbara Eden when you need her, eh?

The back of a watch is a fucked up smell.

My grandma died Tuesday and a co-worker's daughter was killed Monday. My wife is currently reconsidering our marriage. I didn't go to work today. Cheerful stuff basically...

^^^ at least yr stable.
there's not much I can really say to that other than "good thoughts comin' yr way".

if I were suchfriendsaredangerous, I would tell you to "stay strong" in african.

I'm not, so I hope it's ok in english.

My friend and her controlling boyfriend.

Seems like he doesn't like her hanging around with me without his permission or something.

yr nefarious. can you blame him?

There is more "why" behind it than that but, yes, I do blame him.

For instance, he used to be a friend of mine.

oh, so he's dominating her specifically to spite you. yeah, he's a douche.

you should give him a sound thrashing.

mexican fecal matter

lack of freedom/feeling suffocated/rage

i hate getting ditched. especially when it's like one of yr best friends (errrr, "best" "friends") ditching you for no apparent reason. only to turn around and basically do the same fucking thing with a mutual friend. second night in a row. like, fuck, thanks for weirdly uninviting me. thanks for being so sketchy.

(also, thanks, other friends, for being boring and just kinda waffling about going out right now.)

lame lame lame.

so did i....

Australia
Zeus: Master of Olympus
Sonic Youth
Whether or not I'm hungry

enough with zombie movies. zombies are overrated. so 2006..

i hope i get this new job. it would change everything

im sleepy

today...