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joe11121 07.29.2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loubarret
getting dangerously close here to 18


Haha, I'm only 15.

loubarret 07.29.2009 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by joe11121
Haha, I'm only 15.

Lucky you.

Lamont Cranston 07.29.2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Youth_Against_Facism
You put your wee-wee in the girls pee-pee.

and leading up to that?

Rob Instigator 07.29.2009 02:41 PM

find an experienced lady and let her lead the way.

if she is not talking and just staring you in the face KISS HER

restraint is needed, do not go buckwild dryhumping her, no matter how sweet her nalgas are. (personal experience ) ha ah!

terriblecanyons 07.29.2009 02:43 PM

Dryhumping is asinine. GO ALL THE WAY YOU SKINNY TEENAGE WUSSES.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 07.29.2009 02:45 PM

All it takes is confidence. You'd be surprised how easily girls swoon over confidence.

automatic bzooty 07.29.2009 02:54 PM

^ fuck yeah. as long as yr confidence doesn't stray into arrogance. cockiness = turn off off off.

... um, i'm eighteen and a virgin. but uh i'm saving myself for someone who wants to get it on to fun house at full blast. no, that's not it. i dunno.

Rob Instigator 07.29.2009 03:05 PM

it happens when it happens. no big whup.

best to wait and enjoy than to "get it over with" an dhave a shitty memory for the rest of yr life.

Rob Instigator 07.29.2009 03:05 PM

oh, and don;t stick yr finger in yr girl's butt unless she asks ya to.

terriblecanyons 07.29.2009 03:05 PM

Losing virginity isn't exactly glamourous to begin with anyway.

loubarret 07.29.2009 03:09 PM

Seems more like a painfull try-out

Rob Instigator 07.29.2009 03:11 PM

yes. exactly.

loubarret 07.29.2009 03:13 PM

I gave up the save my self for that special person a while ago. If it is just someone nice and I like it's alright.

Trasher02 07.29.2009 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
I blame my face.
(I'm 18 in about 30 days)

Nah man, it's not your face.
Losing your virginty ain't that big of a deal anyways, when I had sex for the first time I was like "Okay... was that it?". Don't get me wrong it's cool and all but it's not the most important thing in the world. Like Rob said it happens when it happens.

Satan 07.29.2009 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
?
No you haven't
But thanks anyway haha

uh yes
im friends with yr band on myspazz
you have a lovely face that looks good in aviator shades

your jag is NIIIIIICE, i was ogling it this morning

Derek 07.29.2009 04:03 PM

I'm 16 and still a virgin. But I assume I'm not going to be soon when I finally have sex with my non-virgin girlfriend.

Satan 07.29.2009 04:04 PM

go forth and fuck!

Derek 07.29.2009 04:08 PM

Hahaha, I have made moves. But she doesn't want to rush because she thinks I'm really special or something. Which bugs me because a few months before we started going out she fucked some lame dude that's several years older than me yet she's hit my hand away like I'm a creep or something. There's more to the story but I don't think anyone cares haha.

Satan 07.29.2009 04:11 PM

rape: it works every time

jk

Rob Instigator 07.29.2009 04:12 PM

yr askin for trouble there satanas.


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