did we ever establish where ur from and how old u are?
i dont feel like reading thru entire thread again.

besides floslobots poems got my taco all tingly.

in case yr unsuccessful with the above poem, feel free to switch to more aggressive technics.

so worthy of the rep i cannot give :(

we want anything and everything how we want it, when we want it, where we want it, etc.
do not ever ask us why we want it. just give it. do it. do it now.
whats so hard to understand about that?

all we ever wanted was everything, all we ever got was cold

ah _I'm not a girl_

im done tryn with this guy. ^ mite be the language barrier. have a feelin its the age. but im goin nowhere fast in this thread. floslowbot- write another poem pls.

this hard-on ive had
i want u so bad,
face down, ass up
dont pull a 2 girls 1 cup

that's yr cue to grow it longer. she's teasing you with attacks on yr gawd-given manparts.

come back to this thread in 20 minutes, or after yr beard is long and full, like, say, osama or cryptowonderbeardinvogue.

trust me now. thank me later.

:)

that's my favorite song. are you trying to serenade me, you clever fox? ;)

have you found Girl yet?

girl was here earlier but she found boy and they sexed and had baby

oh noes

Huh. I had never seen that video before.

"Streets like a jungle
So call the police
Following the herd
Down to greece"

I always thought he was saying "following the herd down to graze" which doesn't really rhyme, but kind of works considering his accent. Graze. Because that's what herds do. My way is better. Fuck Damon Albarn.

Awww. He comes across as a bit of a twerp, it's true. But he is cute.

eek!

I am a grrl on the board.
I was thrilled to get a marraige proposal the other day.
Alas, it was from a 5-year old boy.
One of my more spirited students.
Nonetheless, it was the highlight of my day.
Day after day....life goes on.
Same shit, different flies.

I blame the full moon.

Oh ya?