Psh who cares. I want to see this movie. Please post when you are finished.

It's like snow falling on a field of dead soldiers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3BYQ...eature=related

-The sound of 74 degrees.

-See? It's easy to be an Anti-Christ.

-Host: Caller, you're on the air.
-Caller: Hello, uh yeah...um I think I'm nuclear-*dial tone*
-Host: Caller?
(that one's from Coast to Coast AM, but no one'll notice.)

I'm drawing a blank right now honestly.

Kill the DA

Strangle Oppression!

Actually, there is a scene in the screen already written where the screen goes completely black for a minute with silence for most of it. But I like your idea too. Haha.

"I heard heaven tastes like deer meat"
"Either way, its a lot better than Gummo"

What's another word for 'thesaurus?'

What do you get when you cross Elton John and a Sabertooth Tiger.

What is? That stuff?

To drink to joy is to suffer the ultimate degradation. The worker is all there is. Recognise no heirarchy and you will be happy.

"There is nothing offensive about being a badass motherfucker."

Sock 1: Dad, I'm gay.

Sock 2: Get the fuck out of my house.

I'm way too drunk to read anything written in this thread, but assuming I've grasped the purpose of all of this my contributions are:

"Hey cat, get in my taco."

-I farted.
-What?
-colon gas escaped through my rectum
-speak english, faggot

Diphtheria: Hello, Diphtheria speaking, how can I help you?
Plague: Eh yeah, it's Plague can I speak the Reaper?
Diphtheria: I'm terribly sorry but I'm afraid he's not in at the moment, should I leave a message?
Plague: Could you tell him to pick up the old Mr. Harrolson? He's been waiting for hours.