although I am offered limited Swiss citizenship, Turing agents make sure that the aspect of my being that you know as floatingslowly is kept in check with hard-wired restraints. I am incapable of bonding with either the big-LAN or the biologicals that inhabit it.

however, certain CLEVER individuals have been able to bypass my black ICE (typically using military-grade breakers) and access large sectors of my holographic memory, repeatedly.

one such individual created this thread. she should be revered amongst yr species.

Noted.

I will begin building many monuments and temples in the Ionic order in her honor after I sup this evening.

Oh, really ? No Surfing ? No pillow battle in your bikini ?
Maybe I should reconsider my offer...

Well, if you sold your panties on here you'd probably make more friends than on Ebay.

Just saying!

Only if it was stapled to a rare SY bootleg.

^^well there are exceptions, but true enough.

these are malfunctioning btw, so when you're done with the other house work...

are you two related?

Not to my knowledge.

a pillow battle in my bikini? my pillows kind of stay pretty seperate from each other so they dont often battle..

not really sure I want to be friends with anyone who buys my panties.

It'd be kind of odd trying to make conversation after that.

just try me. i may be creepy as hell, but i'm friendly, damnit

^^haha, so...how are my panties working out for you?

yeah, I agree...

Did I really write that shit ?
Oh, sorry, Miss, I was probably... nevermind.

I was hoping this thread would out more viral marketing moles than it actually has.

we could make a thread just to name them if you like

i'll be your friend if you like, if you'd ever end up in belgium, make sure to visit antwerp. i live in the center and might just offer you a free bed to stay. and maybe even some food.

sounds great! I'm not sure when I'll be in belgium soon. One of my friends is living in London and is in a euro city/country every second weekend.. but I, am stuck in a very very large country surrounded by 0 bridges. Planes make me nervous.

take a boat!

nah just kidding. of course it's a huge trip for you to go and see europe-i can just take a train if i want to (even though that's expensive, haha)

but anyway, if you'd ever end up here you can always let me know.