you're so fucking dumb you can't even figure out that you're too stupid to run the whole joint

You muppet. How did you know he didn't have a shooter?

Also, bin ich Schwanzlutscher, ja? Naja, dein Schwanz ist so dreckig, dass sogar ein zahnlose Schlampe ablehnen wuerde, es zu lutschen. Ha!

listen to your own advice

I know, sorry. It seemed quite funny at the time.

Person #1: You're holding me back and I wish I'd never been absorbed into your life.

Person #2: Hello

to everyone who has posted srsly in this thread: grow a pair.

*snort*

haha ha--

hhaaa haaaa haaa




this one wins

if i actually did say what i posted before, it wouldn't be me who'd get in trouble, but someone else. no thanks.

no filter
 

to reply .... or else ...

i guess there is an exemption for ratting people out

Haha, I knew you were kidding.

You're such a fucking idiot! As if you wouldn't drop me off, instead you make me go on the most pointless bus ride ever. You missed so many short cuts I was about to reach around your chair and strangle you! Oh and, that trip certainly didn't save me five or ten minutes, it wasted them. Dumb fuck, I hope you die.

Hello cunt, normally I would ignore you because you're not worth my time, but today I was pissed from my pointless ride around. For future reference, don't stare and shake your fucking head at me and I wont fucking yell at you again. Just mind your own business, mow your lawn, and pick up your acorns by hand.

mang, emmah has some issues with pent-up anger, ha ha ha

I'm sick and not happy about it. Also, I'm sure if you met my bus driver and neighbor you would be yelling along with me.

either this place is rubbing off on emmah, or there's something she needs to take care.

ED::i think i got answered.

sometimes it's helpful to, you know, let it all out IN THEIR FACES.

OR you could get a drumset and park it close to his nearest window & let him have it.

alternatively, bathtub electrocution could be arranged.

just don't let it consume you! ;)

I switched your coke for baking soda and you didn't even notice.

Your ability to quote the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie as well as I makes me feel like we're soulmates.

I bitch people out fairly often actually. You'd be surprised haha. I've bitched at three people in the past 24 hours and I definitely would have done it if I wasn't sick. Being sick just adds a little zest.

!@#$%!, I know for a fact that my neighbor will die alone, so I don't really need to kill her. Her bitterness amuses me.