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1_Ariel Pink
2_thai food 3_sushi 4_new vinyl 5_Boogie Nights [the movie] 6_Bijou Philips 7_Czech chicks 8_psychedelic music and film 9_basketball/ballin 10_high school girls who dont know any better |
1) Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior
2) above it all, I must confess, Ethiopia you are the best! 3) The Tewahedo Ethiopian Orthodox Church 4) my guitar 5) herbs. 6) nectarines 7) haribo gummi bears, to which I am presently addicted like tobacco, a pack a day like when I smoked 8) I dont like reggae, oh no, I love it! 9) history 10) Bryce Canyon, Utah. |
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Yes both the old board and this one...! Here's another (He's a star) ![]() |
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that's a debate of talmudic proportions...i don't know which one i like more of these two. |
1. Ema
2. My friends 3. THC 4. Music 5. Money 6. My boyfriend 7. Chinese food 8. open-minded people 9. Gambling 10. Cigarettes |
Why do you love your boyfriend? He doesn't love you! He tried to bed me last night but I wouldn't let him. He's a total whore.
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Was that before or after he was all up on my balls?
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At the moment.
1. My Boyfriend 2. M. Ward 3. Sex 4. Gummy Bears 5. My Classes 6. My family 7. Sleeping at least 5 hours 8. Jemina Pearl 9. The Rain 10. And my pussy cat. |
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During. He was secretly IM'ing me on his phone trying to solicit me for sex. He was saying that your balls were like little boys balls and that he wanted some of my man balls. But then I asked him if he had nice tits and a tight vag and he said no "I got a dick and some balls." And I said sorry, I only let people with tits and a vag suck on my naughty bits. |
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As long as he's still all up on my balls. |
I elaborated the story a bit, read it again man
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I still have the same response.
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1. top 10 lists
2. this clever list of 5 things: http://www.5ives.com/archives/2006/0...aid-literally/3. grocery lists 4. reading the ingredients on soup cans 5. things not on this list 6. card catalogs at libraries 7. things that fit in small drawers 8. things that are excessively boring or mundane 9. alphabetical order 10. the library of congress |
Well he's IM'ing me and he said he got a pubic hair in the back of his throat because he wasn't concentrating enough on properly sucking your balls because he was too busy getting aroused talking to me. so he's not going be sucking your balls for awhile.
He's also getting a sex change because he knows I don't have sex with men. He doesn't know I don't have sex with transexuals either. I haven't had the heart to tell him, he's so excited about it. |
1. Cupcakes
2. Men 3. Computer 4. Books 5. Music 6. Education 7. My history teacher 8. Movies 9. Muffins, though similar to cupcakes 10. Clouds |
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Damn. I'll have to find someone else's mouth to put my balls in then I guess. |
Guess so.
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Ah. You're sweet. Now, get on a plane and come to Minnesota! |
After awhile though Alex, you're gonna be desiring a real man's balls, not Hayden's little boy balls.
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