that is utterly confusing

You mean as in what are you supposed to put in the toaster?

no
why does she have a toaster?

she has one in the oven...?

i vote that worst pun of the day

Tueday January 22

one can never have too many knobs.

ahhh. i smiled. which is something.

Reminds me of Frank Zappa, the song
A Token Of My Extreme

I think it is depopulation propaganda, saying having sex is like sticking your dick in a toaster perhaps?

the radio toaster... it has knobs, but you don't have to smoke weed to hear music (although getting nicely toasted while you wait for your bread slices to do the same can only be a good thing...)

mr floatingslowly! if you become president will i be able to marry my toaster if i don't live in new jersey?

not only will you be able to, you will also get a tax incentive for doing so.

I plan to wholeheartedly encourage all kinds of cross-gender/race/appliance/make-model# marriages.

which brings us to today's favorite.


Wednesday January 23


Toastosterone

is that doggy style?

if you have to ask, yr too young to know!

d'oh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIpiwlB3X4s (Macka B)