Why do you talk like a fool?

oh SNAP.

just rocks, homefry

I'm just kidding, homeslice
I don't really talk like that

Jolly good.

Nice Gneiss

you people are budget.

I only do pallasite.

what's the shipping and handling on a 20 rock, FedEx Same Day?

today my boss gave "god" the credit for all my work.

yeah.

That's alright that's alright, but while you're trying to move some meterhetical sham I've gone ahead and you know cornered the bismuth market right?



Bismuth is a native semi-metal element; however, it is rarely found in nature in its elemental form. Due to the interesting way in which Bismuth crystals form and their fantastic coloration, laboratory-grown crystals are now available to hobbyists. The unique pseudocubic hopper crystals that are characteristic of laboratory Bismuth can be found in only the rarest natural Bismuth specimens. Pair these "stairstep" crystals with the natural iridescent metallic yellow, blue, magenta, purple, and green hues that are due to the natural tarnishing of the specimen, and you have a real attention-getter !

 

ha.

nah...just a 73 year old bitch.

Student by day.
Office Bitch by afternoon.

I'm the "Photography Intern" at the Jacob Burns Film Center. It's like a movie theater, BUT MORE. And I take pictures of slightly famous people and photoshop pictures of actually famous people and I don't get paid. And the commute is a bitch.

ballin is a habit

assistant to the manager.

that looks like a kickass door opener. congrats.

Have you seen her face?
She's got a face that would stop a clock
And with that face I surely won't stop
To look her in the eyes
But her money's green
Like tea and so's her teeth
But she's still so close to my reach
If I call, if I call at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
So the story goes
I think I'll take her for a ride
With this moneybag by my side
A giggolo is the only way to go
And So I show my face
And I can even fake a smile
But I'm laughing inside all the while
This little girl
She's a joke
She's a joke
She's a joke
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all

He's a whore, (I'd do anything for money)
He's a whore, (Look at the things that I write)
He's a whore, (Ooo, The stories I can tell)
HE'S A WHORE (IN THE MORNING, IN THE NIGHT)
I'M A WHORE (HE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY)
I'M A WHORE (LOOK AT THE CLOTHES THAT HE WEARS)
I'M A WHORE (HE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY)
I'M A WHORE
AND SO THE STORY GOES
I THINK I'LL TAKE HER FOR A RIDE
WITH THIS MONEYBAG BY MY SIDE
A GIGGOLO IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO

i don't know mr. manager
that's right i'm mr. manager
manager, you don't say mr., mr manager
right, but you just said-
it doesn't matter what i said

maybe mirrordash has one of those smart managers who employs smarter people under them to make themsleves look better.

I'm a writer myself.

Short fiction, poetry, scripts, novels, reviews for books and films, creative non-fiction, stand-up, interviews.

I'm also Editor-in-Chief of a small zine: www.feeltheword.net/magazine