pbradley... I collect your hairs and put them in bags.

Then why are you living in San Francisco then?

Kinda hard to piss far when you don't have a penis.

And yet I've seen less penis here in this city than what you have posted. Your sexuality is not an eyesore because your gayness, it is because you are you. You are the gay equivalent of Rob and yes I avoid rob's posts just as often.

God always making excuses aren't you?

That is but one of three scoring criteria. The width and creativity categories are where you separate the men from the boys from women from the girls.

Let's be buddies pbradley. I promise it will be fun.

I count the number of steps you take and divide it by 7.

I have a pipe connecting to your house that collects all your used bathwater and sends it straight into my drinking water supply.

I post serious lines to the hyenas and this is what I learn.

When you're not paying attention I count your eyelashes

Um... okay. Someone's panties are in a bunch tonight. Anyways, so what do you say to my proposition? Are we buddies? We could do our nails.

When you're sleeping I like to whisper the words "mayonnaise" and "dickbutt" in your ear. Also, I roll around in your dirty clothes.

I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams Ive kissed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?

With a hip-hip and a clippity-clop
he's out looking for a head to swap
so don't try to figure out a plan
you can't reason with a headless man

Don't call it a comeback! I been here for years!

whoop whoop that's the sound of da police
whoop whoop that's the sound of da beast

Here we are now entertain us.

^^^ Damn right.

I don't get it...what is this supposed to be a picture of?

Oh god. Facepalm.

It's a Captain Picard facepalm collage made of facepalms.

I'm tired. Night Josh! AND U 2 PBRADLEY ILU <3 <3 <3

...I don't see the face, the palm, or the facepalm at all...

But then again, I could never see those Magic Eye things either...

Later, yons.

HAY GUISE HAV U HEARD CHINESE DEMROCRACy?