for fuck's sake, my dad almost saw that BJ pic

He appears to be biting the poor little blighter, REVISE TECHNIQUE!

I also choked myself senseless on a glass of water.

Nothing to do with the manlove pic, mind.

Van Halen's "Why Can't This Be Love" is playing - yes, the dreaded Sammy Hagar Years.

I hate Van hagar so much.

cellos rule. bowing is the most delicate tricky part, lots to do, lots of ways to change your technique. fuck I wish I still had a cello.

I'm back.

I see your lesbian satan and raise you satan's cheerleaders...

When these girls raise hell...There's the devil to pay.
Ha!

My friend Bill made this movie - speaking of Satan.

ha ha the bastards hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hotlinking is fun

^^^I rate this a 5 out of 10.

It loses points for the blowjob-recipient looking like modern-day Gary Glitter. Yeech!!!!!

I rate it higher for the humor factor - I lol'd

hotlinkin taken next level

I love college. I was almost directly advised to fail a class today because if I make a C- I can repeat the class and it not have an effect on my GPA or scholarship. If I make a C, I can't do it.

get that c-, josh!

I don't think that'll be an issue. Unless I make a 92 or higher on the final, I've got NO shot at a C.

So, who's getting their free Dr. Pepper?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27829616

oh, hells to the yeah. i love dr. pepper.

chuck klosterman wrote this amazing review of chinese democracy. he literally compared it to a unicorn.

I hate G'n'R' but I will associate myself with them for a free Dr.

i just had three cans of dr. pepper.

YUM.

more satanic lesbians and cheerleaders please.

I'm wearing a heavy shawl collar cardigan sweater, navy blue. Cold snap here, down to the 30s over night. Brrr, I tell you, brr.

Faded black military style jacket that I picked up from Target for 30 bones, nifty "Jason Lives" pin affixed to right side upper pocket, Moleskine sketch and Pilot Precise V5 Extra Fine Black pen in left inner pocket.



All this talk about Dr. Pepper makes me really want some. I might have to make a run to the machines that vend.

Don't you cry tonight ^^^^^, hopefully that was this <---------

awful.

my ex's cat that dies last week was saved by an english woman who was visiting china because both him and morty were being drowned to turn them into restaurant food.

SHIRLEY CLARKE - “PORTRAIT OF JASON”

“Portrait of Jason”, for those like me who weren’t around back in ’67 for the halcyon days of the New American Cinema, is a black-and-white, 16mm, 105-minute film wherein a bespectacled, aging African-American hustler, looking dapper in a white shirt and blue blazer, rehearses his life, times, ambitions, and philosophies of livin’ before a single camera that does its best to keep up with him and often succeeds quite beautifully (Jason’s rap does occasionally exceed the amount of film in the camera, causing a blank screen from time to time). It’s been described as so many things through the years that one possible explanation for the persistent unavailability — except for a rare, out-of-print VHS tape from Mystic Fire Video — of a film so exceptional has been its unusual way of eluding all categorization. It isn’t a documentary, really; it isn’t even a “cinema verite” exercise (it’s been referred to as both repeatedly, in some instances by critics who are halfway perceptive).
Shirley Clarke - “Portrait of Jason” (1967, audio track)

Ive heard exactly the same story some years ago, and was going mad about it being real. that it comes up from time after time let me get more sure about it as a hoax.
but it creeps me out every time it comes up again

drowned?
if they have to kill them why not a less gruelsome way???
I think I will never understand people who give a fuck about animals and their lifes

Bonsai Kittens are one of the internet's oldest hoaxes.

This is fucked up
Turkeys slaughtered as Palin gives interview
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/...8743?GT1=43001

the fuck, I thought this was about Turkey the country, not the animal. pheeeew.

Hooray for snow and also for now having a winter hat and scarf.

hoax
this is impossible and unthinkable

I'm going to go bury myself under a rock until the Twilight movie gibberish has blown over. If I hear one more Eskimo hooker or nerd girl the size of a Blue Whale say "Edward" one more time, I might just cry.

edward cullen could totally bite me <3

the harlem shakes are putting out their album in february!

which means most likely that their tour dates in florida will coincide with my birthday.

which means fuck yeah.

That's great news Schizo, I can't wait to hear that album.

they have this song kind of about jacksonville that they played back in june that'll be on the album. eee all around.

how are you? NO GOSSIP GIRL MONDAY :(

I saw the ending of Gossip Girl. I have been good, and you?

My friends are a bunch of fucking morons/crybabies/light-weights. 11:55 and they're already calling me to pick their drunk asses up, but they can't give me directions other than it's on Kingston Pike, which is a road that extends for about 15 miles with about 10,000 apartment complexes. So, they decided that the least drunk will drive them back.

Try driving while on E. Fun Times.