I don't know who this woman is, but she's ruining one of my favourite daytime programmes:

I quite liked him doing Blankety Blank. Then terminal twatness set in and that was the end of that.

What programme is that?

Through The Keyhole

Loose cavernous vaginas that should be filled with explosives

God. Is that still on? Does David Frost still present it? Actually, speaking of twats ...

fuck OFF.

You see this has already been brought up, and I can't deny that I really fancy the one on the far left.

Yes..and yes

Fuck off!!!!

She used to be Mrs Chris Evans. Another twat.

I never knew that. Chris Evans is a definite twat but that woman off Loose Women. I don't know what it is. She just gives me the horn a bit.

Frost is a total twat, but Through the Keyhole is utterly fantastic TV. Does Grossman still do the wandering about in other people's bedrooms bit?

No, the twat I posted a picture of does it. I just googled her and she seems to be a "glamour" model. She can barely string two words together.

That's bollocks. Grossman was a 'key' factor in the show. His unconsciously smug appraisal of darts players houses was classic.

Standards are slipping Pookie. The world is clearly fucked when Grossman gets replaced by a Sam Fox wannabe.

I've met them. He was very nice. She was a twat of the highest order.

The twat's twat this one.