Hey Jade, how are you?

ah merdre, i haven't seen any of those. je suis desole.

but le salaire de la peur is ultra-famous, no?

I guess so. It's just I haven't had time to go to the library and sit for two hours in a booth with my computer watching one of them. I'll watch Weekend before my final draft is due.

damn. i just noticed that movie is in my netflix queue

meanwhile, entertain yourself :d

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtS4O...eature=related

Haha, that's what I need! A French film dubbed in Spanish. Only 27 more words to go. Then onto my presentation outline about the history of the electric guitar.

french films dubbed in spanish are dime a dozen around here.

I need to shower and what not, but my brother is in the bathroom.

Take pics.

I had to do a double take. Well played.

Ewwwwwww, even if he was doing that I wouldn't take pictures because that would mean that I would have to see :mad:

Fine, set up a video camera and send me the tapes.

Is there something we should know about you?

Nothing that most aren't already aware of...?

I'll know to lock the bathroom door whenever in your presence, and to tell other to do the same.

I'm a passive pervert, so don't you worry.

I prefer cameras, pictures, occasional sniffs in the crotches of under-garments...The usual.

alex? a perv? no shit!!

I can't think of anyone on here who isn't a perv.

So I feel refreshed. I took a nap.

hahahaha
sad world

I almost feel bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeVzy...eature=related

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.


Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

Most ''pepperoni'' sold in the usa is made from goat meat. I wish I had known earlier, as I would have realized how much me and goat meat were going to get along in the future.

Chuck Norris can fly, he simply chooses not to.


When Sartre said "hell is other people", he was actually talking about Chuck Norris. He just said "other people" to avoid offending Chuck Norris.

the flux capacitor requires more speed but I'm stuck using 10% ethanol.

:(


((tasty tasty goat meat...))
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it's less about speed and christopher noid or whatever his name is and more about zenifying the unzenifiable.

you know i think they already tried this, and if the result is another band like Bush then it's probably not a good idea.

i'm gonna stare at that image so i dream about it and then i'm going to kill it while sleeping

I've just come back from a kick ass do in London, and here are the three things of note:

1. Keeping gorillas in enclosures for the public amusement is totally fucked.
2. Learn to keep two-faced people from a big distance away from you.
3. Drinking with yr boss can actually be a good laugh.

That is all.

^^^ did the gorillas throw poo at the window? did they suck their own tits? gawd I love gorillas.




do you really believe that the current government administration would actually try to suppress or even HIDE such a device?

hell no. shock 'n awesome is the rule of the day.

they would have us tie them to our penises if we could get through customs with them on.

Mr F - the gorillas looked TOTALLY depressed - a truly horrible sight. It actually quite upset me.

Gorillas in their natural environment = YES.

i shouldnt have eaten a caramel apple
not only am i allergic to the apple, i'm allergic to the nuts they put on the apple

IT HURTS SO BAD MAKE IT STOP

who said anything about device? unless you pronounce your c's like z's in the land you mostly attribute to having influenced your manner of speech even if it is not your current habitat?

You should have passed that apple onto me, C. I would've swapped that for a couple of tubs of Pringles, and nommed that in my current, er, "enlivened" state.

dreams of exes suck.

way too long in lguk imo

It sure does....I swear I nearly bumped into an ex of mine last week - part-"I still kinda love you", mixed with "Fuck, you pissed me off, you fucker!". Nightmare City, I tell thee.

this is why human beings took over the planet.

I can't think of ANYONE who wouldn't want to spend the day sucking themselves off with no worries.

fucking gorillas, they just need a hug.

dreams of axes rock.

They sure do, fs:

^^^ bad link. hugging gorillas or swinging axes? :confused:

[edit: oh, sad gorilla. you hug first. I got yr back.]