I am australian.

I must've misread yer posts. I first thought you were a mole person....then a Mexican, but nope...

what is a mole person?

A person who lives underground...

I don't know if that was a serious question.


I'm gonna go back to watching fighting games and listen to more kpop.

I am a mole person.

Morlockian ascendant.

haha!! That is so true!! wood is the way to go yo!!

As I've said before, the English don't do barbecue because we have sunny weather for 2 weeks of the year.

We don't know HOW to BBQ.
We don't know WHAT to BBQ.
We don't know WHERE to BBQ.
We don't even know what a BBQ IS.

As a famous poet once said, a half cooked chicken drumstick (black on the outside, raw in the middle) does not a barbecue make.

I never once had anything cooked with wood.




Nevermind. (CARNITAS!)

Neither has he, hopefully

God dammit.

In an attempt to be racist, I completely made that up.

what a dick.

Like wood, do ya?

Yep. Thought so.

Wood.

you said this way funnier in the other thread but then you deleted it! that was a great post-- you called people "idiots" if i recall. i laughed but i couldn't give you a thumbs up.

anyway if you ever dare visit the yooessey in spite of the guns and bibles everywhere, do yourself a favor and try the barbecue. and by that i mean slow-cooked meat, southern-style. it's great stuff.

The best lesson King Alfred ever taught us.

I love bbq/grilling like crazy.

fresh salads and herbs from the garden
cold beverage
gathering some friends on a hot day
quality meat
good tunes

what's not to like?

The music is essential. Here are some bbq-favourites of mine:

Lennie Hibbert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qek0...eature=related
(for me his version of Tumble Down from the same record is as good as it gets, but that's not youtube)

Link Wray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqvYi...eature=related

Luzmila Carpio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRrlR...eature=related

Santo y Johnny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOdGC...eature=related

electic lucifer book II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq9QBPZlXA
(pretty much love all of Haack's output, but this one's ideal for the boombox)

Son of PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkQwC-k8MPo
(the one from Sublime Frequency featuring them is nice too)



So, what are your favourites?

Best barbecue I had last year was with my mother and a friend. We grilled trouts, wore soviet caps and fooled around with a german rifle from WWI.

i like anything that involves building/maintaining a fire...if my dick was flame retardant there would be a bunch of little baby fires walking around by now.

s'okay, conveying tone over the internets is a bitch.

hence you require... SMILIES!

;) :) :D

yes-- i know how much you love those!

and

exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

things i like grilled:

asparagus (yum)
eggplant
zucchini
summer squash
sweet potato
green chiles
pineapple (incredible)
peppers
onions
green onions (amazing)
mushrooms (portobellos ftw)
shrimp
burgers
all kinds of sausages (gator!)
crispy fish with the skin on
steaks!!

things i like barbecued:

brisket
pulled pork
turkey
chicken which can made like this <-- sonicbebs should like that, and pookie might approve

you couldn't have made that up if you wanted too!! Mexicans prefer mesquite, blancos rock the Kingsford ;)

I feel as if I've let you down.
Guy Fieri convinced me of this long ago my friend.

try grilling a whole pineapple wheel one of these days, as if it was a steak. mang! the flavor!

ps- also try these w/ some beef:



cebollitas de cambray. they should be available in your area.

nah, i had a great laugh, it's just a pity it couldn't be preserved for posterity.

fuck all that yo, onions are for prep cleaning the grill!
I eat vegetables when I eat vegetables, when we're talking about the grill, bring on the carne ; )

BBQ. No sauce while slo smokin or grillin. Only dry rubs

Sauce is for once the meat is cut and the feast is to begin

Cebollitas and corn baby.

mira cómo eres ignorante...

http://comidamexicana.about.com/od/P...Cebollitas.htm

I know, I know.. I was just trolling ;)

ja ja ja... ¡malvado!

BBQs don't do it for me. It's cringeworthy, generic, pretentious culinary hipsterism for the middle classes. The closest I ever got to cooking out in the open was when I once heated up a can of baked beans next to a fire I made in local woodland.

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showpos...6&postcount=49

next!

The backlash against BBQs starts here, folks!

BBQ is the last link to the archaic - a million years of evolution when everything was cooked over open flame - its the most human and natural of cooking forms.

Its one thing that sucks about living in the city, no grilling.

I don't bbq because animals are my FRIENDS.

Get a habachi fool, we be grilling even on a boat yo!! When I was a kid my moms used to grill every other night on a small 8 by 10 inch grill, and it was ALWAYS delicious ;)

I've never tried that, I'm not even that big a fan of pineapples, but the very thought of it sounds amazing.

its illegal in manhattan, dick

Forgive me, I'm sorry if this has been previously discussed, as I pay very little attention, but if I'm in the UK, and I wish to call someone, in this case let's say EVOLGHOST, a 'cocksmoker', what should I say?

Chickenbbq.???

ha ha

10-foot rule!!

the sidewalk, they say

plus some public areas