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louder 06.12.2012 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Jon Boy

how did no one mention gmku? he's THE gmku.

_slavo_ 06.12.2012 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated
Then yes, my guess was incorrect. I haven't been around for a while. But good choice!


no, Satan is too young. the girl i'm talking about is, in fact, a woman.

truncated 06.12.2012 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
no, Satan is too young. the girl i'm talking about is, in fact, a woman.

Seriously, my curiousity is piqued. I honestly first guessed schizo, but she seems to have disintegrated, so who?

truncated 06.12.2012 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Murmer99
Dr. Eugene Felikson
Ann Ashtray
EVOLghost
halfeatencakes
demonrail
louder
foreverasspiss
floatingslowly
Bytor
Bob Instigator
slavo's hairy mum
Nefeli's cigarrette breath
Derek... well, Derek
truncated
$!@#%%^^&$
Genteel Death's music taste
and the one who seems to be forgotten... Skuj

Hypothetical of course. I'm not here to entertain any of you distressing sychophants.

You're a whore.

EVOLghost 06.12.2012 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated
Seriously, my curiousity is piqued. I honestly first guessed schizo, but she seems to have disintegrated, so who?




lol, I think I know now.


Hint:ends with a vowel.

EVOLghost 06.12.2012 10:19 AM

Oh god murmur, Nefeli's cigarette breath sounds like a good time!

EVOLghost 06.12.2012 10:19 AM

^ MUST SPREAD MORe POO ON UPPER LIP BEFORE GIVING MURMER ANOTHER DIRTY SANCHEZ!

floatingslowly 06.12.2012 10:22 AM

Glice!

^^^ lol hi,.we got you in on page four, buddy

truncated 06.12.2012 10:39 AM

I don't even know the gender of 90% of the people on here, but then again, that doesn't particularly matter.

HALFEATENCAKE

floatingslowly 06.12.2012 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by louder
if i were a hot female i'd like to accomplish having sex with the following people:

- floatingslowly's wife

I'm going to punch you in the fucking face.

truncated 06.12.2012 11:07 AM

I kind of second louder's assertion.

louder 06.12.2012 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I'm going to punch you in the fucking face.

:eek:, would you really want to punch a woman? on the internet?

perhaps you should punch your computer's screen.

or join us and have a threesome. :p

Beethoven 06.12.2012 11:17 AM

Jon Boy

floatingslowly 06.12.2012 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by halfeatencake
ewww stop it people

I am going to scissor louder.SO.HARD.

floatingslowly 06.12.2012 11:25 AM

Will you be willing to wear a cat mask?

floatingslowly 06.12.2012 11:32 AM

And the tail? The tail is very important.

louder 06.12.2012 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I am going to scissor louder.SO.HARD.

fine, you won.

louder 06.12.2012 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by halfeatencake
 


yes!

kinda hot, i won't lie.

Derek 06.12.2012 12:10 PM

 

Nefeli 06.12.2012 01:16 PM

[ i am watching this thread as efbeeeye ]

Derek 06.12.2012 02:05 PM

 

Gulasch Noir 06.12.2012 03:44 PM

.... as if you all were so choosy

Gulasch Noir 06.12.2012 04:06 PM

Do you want to have sex with someone you met in a club where they play Schöne Musiken von Roy Manson bis Marilyn Black

?

I have to know.

floatingslowly 06.12.2012 04:10 PM

You had me at schöne.

:o

Gulasch Noir 06.12.2012 04:18 PM

I do appreciate your multilinguality. Must be a bonus at the sex of your choice. (maybe you'll get what I'm trying to express).

I think I'll make to the club, sporting my grey shirt and my grey hair.

Derek 06.12.2012 05:46 PM

 

truncated 06.12.2012 05:50 PM

^^^That just keeps making me suspect you're a plushie.

Derek 06.12.2012 09:09 PM

 
 
 
 

Savage Clone 06.13.2012 12:17 AM

Polyamushie

_slavo_ 06.13.2012 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Seriously, my curiousity is piqued. I honestly first guessed schizo, but she seems to have disintegrated, so who?


try to guess, goddamn! how many women, i mean real grownups with real lives do you know around here?

Genteel Death 06.13.2012 05:40 AM

jimbrim

Genteel Death 06.13.2012 08:49 AM

Jon Boy

Savage Clone 06.13.2012 08:51 AM

Anyone from Europe, because we all know Europeans do stuff Americans think is "gross."

floatingslowly 06.13.2012 09:14 AM

My dreams are all "o ooo ooo clinton", and then I wake up, covered in sweat, the night's errection lost, and my spiderman panties stuck to my knees.

Every night it's the same.

:'(

louder 06.13.2012 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
I noticed no one mentioned me. not even cakes.

Murmer did.

but then again, he mentioned every other active Non-Sonics section poster. including me.

floatingslowly 06.13.2012 09:32 AM

I want to hatefuck all of you, starting with Murmur999.

floatingslowly 06.13.2012 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
I noticed no one mentioned me. not even cakes.

i didnt mention you because everyone knows my biggest fear is a 48h sex session with you

stu666 06.13.2012 01:19 PM

fuck you all, I would.

floatingslowly 06.13.2012 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by stu666
fuck you all, I would.

I would take you gently, using only one hand to stiffle the screams and the other to apply the chloroform.

Sssshh....it's time to dream now.

floatingslowly 06.13.2012 02:16 PM

Forget those people. I wish to make a baby inside you, now.

Like a wolf to a she-bear, our teeth and fur commingled beneath the arboreal canopy; our howling cries, as one.


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