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I think it's awesome how I've made two threads about how much I hate my ovaries/uterus etc. and I didn't even realize it.
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"In general, sentences are more active, more restless, more forward-driving than periods, which tend to be more static and symmetrical."
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remove you uterus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a dear friend once told me "don't ever trust anything that walks around bleeding for 7 days and doesn't die. it's just not natural".
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ahh who the hell said that? I'm familiar with this quote. |
But if we wrote without them, it would be anarchy Anarchy, I say!
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Besides, I usually only bleed for 5-6 days. You can trust me. |
I thought you liked that corny shit.
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The right to "bare arms?"
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...highlight=bare "corny shit" = not a good mental image |
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There is a webpage called "help her have a happy period"
www.always.com/mom/boostmood.jsp The last section entitled "give her a facial" could use some work |
i was also dissapointed in the section of the site that claimed to be for online predators.
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I think that, in England at least, there's still that mentality of the "purity" of the body being dirtied by menstrual blood, sexual discharge etc, and of not allowing this so-called "shame" to be made public. Which is a tad ridiculous, as all women menstruate and all men (well, at least those who aren'tr impotent...) ejaculate.
Talking of which, has anyone made a record based on menstrual cycle patterns etc? I know Coil did an interview once, where they talked about doing a record based on female energies....it would also be the sort of thing that Jorge Vallis/Vagina Dentata Organ or the Hafler Trio might have explored... |
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Yeah, I never saw the big deal. It happens to half the people on the planet, so what? |
Thanks for the Coil interview link, Nefeli - I don't think I've seen this one before. :) I'lll see if I can find the Coil article I was referring to later on.
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[quote=Nefeli]i know. i hate it. i m fed up with it all these years*.
and what doesnt make any sense is why it has the word "men" init. i m sorry, but noone can relate to this pain but women who suffer by it. quote] it doesnt come from the word 'men' but from the latin word mensis, which means month. indeed, they can't relate ;-) it has nothing to do with men. |
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thank you! false etymologies drive me nuts. such as american feminists complaining of the word "history" has the "prefix" (!!!) "his"-- oyyyy!!!! happy cramps, ladies. may i suggest a bit reflexology? works well on my victims. ps- agh, i suggested that already, ages ago. o well. |
what a great thread to dig from the ashes.
i realized i just repped angella for creating it... three years ago. it still rocks. + there are some of the most hideous still very funny replys around |
Gool ol Minor Threat agree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm8BiwomVFc |
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i never thought i'd say this, but knowing latin can be useful sometimes. |
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Freudian finger slip |
But do they swallow?
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Awful. |
red wings:
who's got em? |
i dont know what all these women are moaning about ther are only bleeding out of their genitals for gods sake.
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it hurts like hell. think of the feel of having a hanfull of rusty nails turning around in your lower back and you are close. |
My ex-wife found that pot helped with the cramps.
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I find that pot helps me with my ex-wife. These things are circular. |
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Great live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pA9RhdnwWA |
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I get along with her much better now that she is my ex. And 5000 miles away. |
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Guys who say women are whining needlessly about their periods are just asking for it. |
Nefeli - hey, just remembered...didn't Maurizio Bianchi/MB do an album called "Menses"?...just done a search, and he did! It be here: http://sickness-abounds.blogspot.com...o-bianchi.html
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I always suggested to my male friends the experience of getting into a bath full of water, pulling the plug, laying there and not moving until all the bath water had drained out. The return to normal resistance after the weightless feeling in water gives an idea of the feeling I get.. you just have to imagine it internalised. plus some stabbing pain akin to minor/major (depending on the month) food poisoning in the uterus area. |
i once heard from a coworker in the costume shop that she asked her boyfriend to stand on her stomach. he was pretty heavy and the weight would ease the pain and make the blood... flow easier.
that's what you get when you do a summer job in a sewing atelier with fifteen women. |
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ha ha-- it's not your fault. look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herstory anyway, i hope you're pain-free again! |
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speaking of sucking periods...
an acquaintance of the wife goes by the name The Applicator. it's a self-advertising gimmick to get what he likes, and what he likes is, orally servicing menstrating women. not exactly my cup o' tea, but I figured this would be a good thread to mention it. |
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that's low grade vampirism. i like my blood FRESH, not semi-decomposed, but to each their own. maybe he just can't afford a good steak. |
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