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demonrail666 09.02.2009 05:03 PM

Surely the only thing capable of saving this thread now is a picture of Ninjaman dressed vaguely like a Knight's Templar.

 

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.02.2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Surely the only thing capable of saving this thread now is a picture of Ninjaman dressed vaguely like a Knight's Templar.


 


fucking son of a bitch! thats why my iyah Macka B said, "Send Ninjaman home!"

fucking god-dammned illumanists..

noisereductions 09.02.2009 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot
yes. thats exactly what im saying. a delusional, blind, crazy ass; but with a good taste in music.


haha, alright.

BTW, I own both of Lindsay's albums. The first one, SPEAK is really good (to me). Total 80's dance cheese. Awesome. The 2nd one is alright, but tries a little too hard to be mature. Which it's better off not being. Fer realz.

noisereductions 09.02.2009 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I already posted this.


shit's so nice, had to post it 2wice.

exploding plastic candle 09.02.2009 07:28 PM

I think we're about one step away from a subforum dedicated to lindsay lohan.

noisereductions 09.02.2009 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by exploding plastic candle
I think we're about one step away from a subforum dedicated to lindsay lohan.


I'm for it.

floatingslowly 09.02.2009 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
fucking son of a bitch! thats why my iyah Macka B said, "Send Ninjaman home!"

fucking god-dammned illumanists..

you no now fi big up. :mad:

Satan 09.02.2009 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I'd pay $900k for a Girls of SYG edition.

THAT would be worth every penny.

i'll call terry.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.02.2009 07:40 PM

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NR Essentials #18: Lindsay Lohan
 

Lindsay Lohan
SPEAK
2004, Casablanca Records

The first one, SPEAK is really good (to me). Total 80's dance cheese. Awesome.


...I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me ;)

with all these horror pics I was thinking, is lindsay lohan marilyn manson?


 

floatingslowly 09.02.2009 07:42 PM

seriously. you just dissed ninjaman and quoted marLin manson.

yr no gangsta, hot topic kidd.

noisereductions 09.02.2009 07:45 PM

hahaha, suchfriends! That LL NR Essentials is on point, man. Yr awesome.

Satan 09.02.2009 07:47 PM

noisereductions i'm just going to have to go ahead and disown you

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.02.2009 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
seriously. you just dissed ninjaman and quoted marLin manson.

yr no gangsta, hot topic kidd.


ninjaman is boojie dancehall, I-man pop nah style, I strictly roots seen?

whose a gangsta?

 

(well not those sloppy kicks, I'd get clowned for that ;) )

and I think the Lohan-Manson comment was more than appropriate.. sorry if you like whack ass ninja man.. if you want that style get more into Sizzla, Luciano, Turbulence etc etc..

noisereductions 09.02.2009 07:55 PM

@satan: :(

Satan 09.02.2009 07:57 PM

clean out your desk by the end of the day. its all over now baby blue.

noisereductions 09.02.2009 07:59 PM

ouch.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.02.2009 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
clean out your desk by the end of the day. its all over now baby blue.


you must leave nooow.. take what ever you think will last.. (ahh jerry when you sing this song gets my right here man.. such a rare treat)



 

floatingslowly 09.02.2009 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
ninjaman is boojie dancehall, I-man pop nah style, I strictly roots seen?


pop. gtfo out mi dance, baldhead.

ya nah seckle 'less it be fi dem evil scientist, mon.

g'wan now bwoy. ya caan't come test.


[I'yah ded'cate dis post to savage clown, di ORIGINAL biiiiig nut busta, evil scientist mandem. ]

phenomenonone.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.02.2009 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
pop. gtfo out mi dance, baldhead.

ya nah seckle 'less it be fi dem evil scientist, mon.

g'wan now bwoy. ya caan't come test.


[I'yah ded'cate dis post to savage clown, di ORIGINAL biiiiig evil scientist mandem. ]

phenomenonone.


say me nah wan no ice cream sound cuz its too soft for me seen?

I maybe have a baldhead these days.. but ninjaman is still a boojie as mofo.. I-man say before, nah pop no style, I strictly rootz..

noisereductions 09.02.2009 08:26 PM

I just wanna say that suchfriends' NR Essentials post above is the best NR roast on the whole board. Much props.

demonrail666 09.02.2009 08:31 PM

waaaah, listen to da blue foots tryin

gmku 09.02.2009 08:34 PM

I wonder if Lindsey Lohen acted in The Great Gatsby movie what part she would be best cast in. Any thoughts?

noisereductions 09.02.2009 08:41 PM

gmku, it's LindsAy, not LindsEy.

gmku 09.02.2009 08:42 PM

What the fuck does that have to do with anything. God, substance, people, SUBSTANCE!

noisereductions 09.02.2009 08:44 PM

Anyway, if you were trying to say she's a bad actress, then yr dead wrong. Seriously. That's one misconception I don't get. See Georgia Rule. See Bobby (even though it's a smaller part). Comedic-wise, see Mean Girls. She's a fantastic actress.

gmku 09.02.2009 08:49 PM

No, I just seriously was wondering how she'd be cast. Do you think she's a Daisy?

Satan 09.02.2009 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
Anyway, if you were trying to say she's a bad actress, then yr dead wrong. Seriously. That's one misconception I don't get. See Georgia Rule. See Bobby (even though it's a smaller part). Comedic-wise, see Mean Girls. She's a fantastic actress.

you need medication

Satan 09.02.2009 09:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqZmC...layer_embedded


lololololololololol

glam! pink! heart!

noisereductions 09.02.2009 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
you need medication


so you've watched those movies and disagree or are basing yr opinion having not seen them?

Seandi 09.02.2009 09:15 PM

neat boots, tho

Satan 09.02.2009 09:19 PM

more blowhan trash

http://www.fornarina.com/

shes a terrible model too, she looks stiff and awkward

!@#$%! 09.02.2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
more blowhan trash

http://www.fornarina.com/

shes a terrible model too, she looks stiff and awkward


if she looked like that, i'd fuck her-- i'd fuck her RAW

unfortunately those overexposed pictures hide a lot of damage

ok, with enough drink in me, i'd fuck her raw anyway.

hA!

Seandi 09.02.2009 09:23 PM

Gosh.

Satan 09.02.2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
if she looked like that, i'd fuck her-- i'd fuck her RAW

unfortunately those overexposed pictures hide a lot of damage

ok, with enough drink in me, i'd fuck her raw anyway.

hA!

i know right

how long you think they spent photoshopping those?

it's fitting that blohan would be endorsing cheap trash like fornarina

Satan 09.02.2009 09:28 PM

by the fucking way, lest we forget this FAIL

 

 

 





someone needs to wake up those narcoleptic tits of hers


and oh yeah maybe take a bath

!@#$%! 09.02.2009 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
i know right

how long you think they spent photoshopping those?

it's fitting that blohan would be endorsing cheap trash like fornarina


i know nothing about fashion--i'm straigh, remember?

however, i'm not too macho to know my art history

THIS

 


is la fornarina

she was raphael's private harlot.

a bit of a weird face, but i like the tits--and nice mouth

Satan 09.02.2009 09:34 PM

i know what "la fornarina" is
"fornarina" is the cheap pink shit you just saw hohan hawking.

noisereductions 09.03.2009 07:07 AM

whatever y'all.

phoenix 09.03.2009 08:13 AM

those are pretty bad photos, but whatever. Hasn't she spent the last few years getting royally fucked up? I don't think her look is so abnormal for someone who has done that to themselves.. I'm sure there are people around who look a lot worse and have done more. Maybe she'll take the money.. I don't think it seems like a lot though.. for a famous person to get nakkie.

whatever. I have no real feelings toward her.

noisereductions 09.03.2009 08:25 AM

I really think yr a nice person, phoenix.


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