pfff. I can START a thread. But SYRFox knows what to DO WITH them!

^ sayin! this is the best thread of the day so far.

(thx to fox) ;)

ahah! this thread really is awesome man.

sonic gail like thread too good job

what a nightmare! ony thing could make it worse is the inclusion of some Beck fuckery

poster: floatingslowly
band: the Sisters Of Mercy
genre: Shh, some call it "goth"
record: First And Last And Always

poster: Pantophobia
band: Jenn B's Bitch
genre: Luv-bug ghost-rock
record: Fear of Everything

I actually made a fake band called The Legendary Dead Disco Dildos awhile back on myspace that did beach boy covers and had a few originals hahahaha. was with this girl who I've never met from canada, via postal service style writing i guess

www.myspace.com/legendaryddd

surfs up!

oh and there's a nico cover too

yeah but if you recorded stuff, then it's not a fake band man.

poster: pooter
band: CHARLES WEBSTER BAER OF BEND OREGON
genre: REELECT ME
album: I AM GOD REELECT ME CHARLES WEBSTER BAER OF BEND OREGON :fuckyou::fuckyou::fuckyou:

yeah. Fuck that guy. Right?

shit. well then make one for me asshole!

right.

is there someone weilding a banhammer 'round these parts? if so, they should smack it right down on CHARLES WEBSTER BAER's head. ):<

poster: DDD
band: My Other Band Is The Legendary Dead Disco Dildo
genre: pipe organ
album: Pipe Organ Variations On The Legendary Dead Disco Dildo: Complete Works Vol. 1; Symphonies 1-8

or a muhfuckin' ballpeen!

Someone do me... I'd do one but it would pale in comparison to some of the ones on here. Plus I'm not in mah funny mood.

vewtiful_alan's band:
devandra beefhart

poster: viewtiful alien
band: Suthern Discumfit
genre: dirty souf
album: Won Outta Trey Ain't Baddd

Hahaha Noise Redux wins. XD. I wish I'd gotten to this thread sooner. By this point all the regulars have been done well.

this thread rules.

damnit, i came into this thread with the exact idea of posting for our dear friend mr. webster, and you beat me to it. kudos!

HAHAHHAHA! funny stuff!

This is like a nice version of the roast thread
I approve

Does someone want to be in a band with me?

^^^ do I have to actually know how to play, or can I just look pretty?

The latter, of course.

A real rock star does both.

Do me now.

poster: Loubarret+Benfox
band: Crepes vs pancakes
genre: Erotic-noise-folk-christian music
album: Do you like crack?

i want to be in a band!

Want to start a fake band with me?

Poster: Keeping It Simple
Band: Angry Pseud
Genre: Pseud Rock
Album: I hate pseuds who can pseud while I pseud the pseud out of pseud pseuds

poster: atsonicpark
band: Adam Cooley and the sexbomb sextet
genre: J-pop with dissonant breakdowns
album: The shape of women to come

yeah sure.

i'm pretty decent at tambourine.

poster: ploesj
band: Me And My Boy Band
genre: ballads
album: Me And My Boy

Poster: Slavo
Band: The Canapes
Genre: Elevator Music
Album: Candlelight Suppers

we hate ballads!

poster: toxic johhny
band: cunt upstairs
genre: genre neutral
album: a ponce on the heath