i will say this

today is the wrong day to fuck with me

you don't want to know.

Yes, I can feel it through my computer.

I was actually scared to look at your response.

Every day is halloween !

are you serious

ok ok, i ate some tropical starbursts and i'm not angry anymore.

lilly may have been having a bad day.

Looks like a vote of 0 for steaming pussy licks on satans juicy tang,
and a total of everyone else for a slight shrug and shuffling.

Not that nobody loves that juicy satan tang. They do.

And everyone loves to ruffle in the many continental fur of dave's beards. Who knows where one will pop up next, where you might want to roost for a season or two. They sure do.

It's just that nobody likes their masters fighting. Makes em uneasy. Like where do we line up, if not at this sacrificial beheading.

'bad day' is the worst kind of understatement

i unnerstan.

smoke something good, snipe some fucker on ebay and get a good nite sleep.

it's 8 in the fucking morning
i did something a lot better than smoking
buying shti i dont want or need on ebay isnt goign to fucking end this

did you kick some irl ass then?

no i did somethign for myself

tattoo?

new real estate?

no
i dont want to talk about it
if you rly want to knwo you cna pm mebut i dont think its any of anyones business because people fuckgn judge me for it

goodnight everyone.

tomorrow i go to stalk gmku.

needle in the hay, y'all

a baby? did you buy a real baby? thats the one thing I will judge a person for. Well, depending on the baby's wrap. Most babies are pre-wrapped. Going from indonesian, that baby is gonna be wrapped so tight you dont have to worry about any lil baby. Baby gets tossed into a pile and its all good. North america though, you have to worry. Big mega baby rickshaws full of bouncing motherfuckers pulled by mega mamma cattle.

:rolleyes:

You know, there is perhaps one or more Basic Instructions (by Scott Meyer) strips for this thread.

Can't find them, though.

you totally missed the point of roasting, instead opting for flat-out insulting people.

whether or not you intended that, it still reads as that because it's written as text, and not spoken.

you've been roasted dave, satan knows her ways and played sensitive.

ha ha I don't give a shit!

I mean, c'mon, let's come together right now in sweet harmony.

nothing too serious I hope...

cuts?
Anyway, it's personal, let's keep it off the internet.
Satan, honestly, I'd suggest you to keep it for yourself and not even pm people about it if you think it's nobody's business.

^

/agree

stop following me!

I think I love you.

Anyone else...

???

I have no idea what anyone in this thread is talking about.

"I knew this guy, named davenotdead
Wanted to marry this bitch just 'cause she gave hot head
He always took it too far never knew when to hold up
Then Satan called him on it, now watch Dave fold up"

Stand in line, then.

speaking of lines. I was waiting in a line a few weeks ago. Then this burly mother fucker cut the line. There were about 75 people in that fucking line. And this guy, a smaller dude, and a kid just fucking cut the line. But the thing is, the guy had a fucking tattooed face. Not like a few stars or neck symbols. He tattooed hard shit all over his mother fucking FACE. If i had that fucking shit on my face I'd fucking cut lines every single day. Who the FUCK is going to say anything to a tattooed mother fucker with his kid around? Fuck. That's probably all he can do anyway, just fucking go to long ass mother fucking queues and fucking cut people. Been there 45 mins? Fuck you, do you see my fucking face? IT IS FUCKING INKED WITH JAGGED LINES!

haha. I would've been like WTF GUY FUCK YOU!


(not really though)

reasons to tattoo face:

1) line cutting
2) satan hailing
3) prison bitch maker

I really can't think of anything else.

Reason for someone else to tattoo your face:

To tell the world you're a murderer

Thanks, Y&R

Hey guys, haven't been on here for a while. What's happenin'?

To be a tribal bad ass. I mean, if you're going to get a tribal tattoo, at least get the bitch on your face.

cuts lol

HA

HA HA HA HA HA

if you knew

lol cuts :D?

She farts nervously.

not even in the same ballpark.......aint even the same fuckin sport

ow cmon :( ... that was for the lulz.