LL better have a topless scene in this. Can't put her in a movie riddled with violence and T N A and she's the only one who doesn't strip. I hate women who do that, yes Jessica Alba I'm talking to you.

Alba is such a fucking cock tease.



Fuck.

Just side-boob.

Eli Roth is also going to be making a full-length version of "Thanksgiving" apparantly. Guess those faux trailers are becoming movies after all. So guess that means Rob Zombie is doing "Werewolf Women of the SS"? I'm personally looking forward to "Don't".

Apparently, Zombie shot quite a bit of footage for Werewolf Women. I think 35 minutes? So, he could likely just sell it as a short.

I think I just popped one.

That might actually be awesome.

That Thanksgiving trailer is the best thing he's ever done so far.

Thanksgiving would be amazing. It was filmed so incredibly. Props to anyone who can point out the Majorettes reference.

ps, where did you hear he'll make it full length?

What is Eli up to (directing wise)? I heard he was doing Cell.. heard he was doing Trailer Trash.. even heard a rumor of Hostel 3...

Also, where is Cabin Fever 2? It's been done forever. I know Eli had nothing to do with it, but Giuseppe's in it!!

I'd love to see Thanksgiving and Don't. Only two pieces of footage out of the whole ordeal to get the concept.

The rest is worthless.

Hey, don't forget Werewolf Women of the SS, it would be a great movie, wouldn't it ?

is this about machete from the desperado?

probably, aren't most of his films somehow connected?

I wish I could, but I'm forever haunted by the fact that Majorettes won't play correctly for me via streaming Netflix.

That trampoline bit is straight outta Cutting Class with Brad Pitt. Even if it has been made a tad bit more perverse.

Frankly, I rather have Machete and Don't as a double feature -- that's right, Grindhouse 2.

Fuck low box office returns. I want them to make shit that's good, not just successful on a financial level.

It'd probably help, and they wouldn't worry about box office numbers, if they didn't have so many stars in their films. That's something great about the films they're spoofing -- no names! (Or Cameron Mitchell... but I dunno if I'd call him a "star")

wow you must really be creaming yourself man.

Even though I'm sure it'll be decent, I'm already trademarking the word "Mashitty", in case it sucks.

J. Mashitty.

Hol-ee fuck I'm going to reach 20,000 posts very soon. Maybe by tomorrow even. I wonder what thread I will be posting to when it happens. I hope it's this one.

plead the fifth.

Eh, I don't really like any of Rob Zombie's movies. And even though it's an obvious nod to that Ilsa stuff among others, instead of looking like a 70's trash movie (like it should), it instead looks like one of those really bad horror movies from post 2000. Like Screaming Dead. The part of that trailer that was actually pretty good though was when Nick Cage shows up as Fu Manchu. It's like those really random cameos by famous folks in those kinds of movies. Like that one picture Hardrock Zombies in which Hitler shows up.

But Thanksgiving and Don't, those trailers were dead fucking on. That narrator for Thanksgiving, couldn't have been more authentic.

Yeah, Rob Zombie is the worst.

Thanksgiving is brilliiant. I really don't believe it will be a full length though. Eli has had so many rumored projects. (Scavanger Hunt, anyone?) If anything, we'll probably just see Thanksgiving as part of Trailer Trash, which could be his most perfected film really.

Yeah, I admit it was the worst trailer, but could be good as a movie... I liked "House of 1000 Corpses" and I'm sure "The Devil's Rejects" isn't bad.

House Of A Thousand is amazing. Devil's Rejects is pretty good. Very very different movies though. House is fun. Devil's is meant to be more brutal. Like a Revenge/Exploitation flick.