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Dr. Eugene Felikson 08.13.2009 01:12 PM

 

LifeDistortion 08.13.2009 01:12 PM

LL better have a topless scene in this. Can't put her in a movie riddled with violence and T N A and she's the only one who doesn't strip. I hate women who do that, yes Jessica Alba I'm talking to you.

atsonicpark 08.13.2009 01:14 PM

Alba is such a fucking cock tease.

 


Fuck.

noisereductions 08.13.2009 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by LifeDistortion
LL better have a topless scene in this. Can't put her in a movie riddled with violence and T N A and she's the only one who doesn't strip. I hate women who do that, yes Jessica Alba I'm talking to you.



Just side-boob.

LifeDistortion 08.13.2009 01:48 PM

Eli Roth is also going to be making a full-length version of "Thanksgiving" apparantly. Guess those faux trailers are becoming movies after all. So guess that means Rob Zombie is doing "Werewolf Women of the SS"? I'm personally looking forward to "Don't".

atsonicpark 08.13.2009 02:25 PM

Apparently, Zombie shot quite a bit of footage for Werewolf Women. I think 35 minutes? So, he could likely just sell it as a short.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 08.13.2009 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LifeDistortion
Eli Roth is also going to be making a full-length version of "Thanksgiving" apparantly.



I think I just popped one.

atsonicpark 08.13.2009 02:27 PM

That might actually be awesome.

That Thanksgiving trailer is the best thing he's ever done so far.

noisereductions 08.13.2009 02:35 PM

Thanksgiving would be amazing. It was filmed so incredibly. Props to anyone who can point out the Majorettes reference.

ps, where did you hear he'll make it full length?

atsonicpark 08.13.2009 02:43 PM

What is Eli up to (directing wise)? I heard he was doing Cell.. heard he was doing Trailer Trash.. even heard a rumor of Hostel 3...

atsonicpark 08.13.2009 02:43 PM

Also, where is Cabin Fever 2? It's been done forever. I know Eli had nothing to do with it, but Giuseppe's in it!!

LifeDistortion 08.13.2009 03:00 PM

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/17021

Count Mecha 08.13.2009 03:26 PM

I'd love to see Thanksgiving and Don't. Only two pieces of footage out of the whole ordeal to get the concept.

The rest is worthless.

TheFoxBen 08.13.2009 05:20 PM

Hey, don't forget Werewolf Women of the SS, it would be a great movie, wouldn't it ?

Rob Instigator 08.13.2009 08:58 PM

is this about machete from the desperado?

noisereductions 08.13.2009 09:00 PM

probably, aren't most of his films somehow connected?

Green Magnesium 08.13.2009 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
Props to anyone who can point out the Majorettes reference.


I wish I could, but I'm forever haunted by the fact that Majorettes won't play correctly for me via streaming Netflix.

That trampoline bit is straight outta Cutting Class with Brad Pitt. Even if it has been made a tad bit more perverse.

GeneticKiss 08.14.2009 01:14 AM

Frankly, I rather have Machete and Don't as a double feature -- that's right, Grindhouse 2.

Fuck low box office returns. I want them to make shit that's good, not just successful on a financial level.

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 06:23 AM

It'd probably help, and they wouldn't worry about box office numbers, if they didn't have so many stars in their films. That's something great about the films they're spoofing -- no names! (Or Cameron Mitchell... but I dunno if I'd call him a "star")

EVOLghost 08.14.2009 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

 


It's really coming out! Began filming in July! And Lindsay Lohan's in it! Yes!



wow you must really be creaming yourself man.

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 07:54 AM

Even though I'm sure it'll be decent, I'm already trademarking the word "Mashitty", in case it sucks.

nicfit 08.14.2009 07:57 AM

J. Mashitty.

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 07:59 AM

Hol-ee fuck I'm going to reach 20,000 posts very soon. Maybe by tomorrow even. I wonder what thread I will be posting to when it happens. I hope it's this one.

noisereductions 08.14.2009 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost
wow you must really be creaming yourself man.


plead the fifth.

Count Mecha 08.14.2009 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheFoxBen
Hey, don't forget Werewolf Women of the SS, it would be a great movie, wouldn't it ?


Eh, I don't really like any of Rob Zombie's movies. And even though it's an obvious nod to that Ilsa stuff among others, instead of looking like a 70's trash movie (like it should), it instead looks like one of those really bad horror movies from post 2000. Like Screaming Dead. The part of that trailer that was actually pretty good though was when Nick Cage shows up as Fu Manchu. It's like those really random cameos by famous folks in those kinds of movies. Like that one picture Hardrock Zombies in which Hitler shows up.

But Thanksgiving and Don't, those trailers were dead fucking on. That narrator for Thanksgiving, couldn't have been more authentic.

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 10:10 AM

Yeah, Rob Zombie is the worst.

noisereductions 08.14.2009 10:24 AM

Thanksgiving is brilliiant. I really don't believe it will be a full length though. Eli has had so many rumored projects. (Scavanger Hunt, anyone?) If anything, we'll probably just see Thanksgiving as part of Trailer Trash, which could be his most perfected film really.

TheFoxBen 08.14.2009 10:42 AM

Yeah, I admit it was the worst trailer, but could be good as a movie... I liked "House of 1000 Corpses" and I'm sure "The Devil's Rejects" isn't bad.

noisereductions 08.14.2009 10:48 AM

House Of A Thousand is amazing. Devil's Rejects is pretty good. Very very different movies though. House is fun. Devil's is meant to be more brutal. Like a Revenge/Exploitation flick.


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