i can't believe i'm doing this.

this is my first house



this is the love shack i built in the back. i don't have to go as far to woohoo.



here's my sim freaking out... she's "neurotic" as well as evil...



oh and here are just some of the rocks i found... surrounding the pool...

here's my new house at the ocean



i turned the beach "community lot" into a residential lot and built a pool on the beach so that i didn't have to waste space in my yard with a pool. now they can just run down the hill and swim (even though i don't technically own it).

i don't own a car, btw... since i'm supplied with a limo.

Awesome house. That's a good idea, turning the beach into your own personal pool place. I don't know why I have cars either... I just needed something to spend my money on I guess.

My computer isn't good enough for Sims 3 so I have a bunch of EP's and custom content for my Sims 2.
I've been building a lot lately. I think right after I post this I'm going to make some houses.

My computer is very underqualified to run sims 3 but it does anyway. It lags a lot but I can't really complain.

Hm... I may just have to torrent it, then....


HMMMMMM.......

What's your:
processor
RAM
hard drive size/space left

gg: this is the kind of spooky house I was talking about. you need fencing on the roof imo. yr new house looks like "the brady bunch goes to hawaii" and you know what happens in hawaii.

wow. you're a dick!

my guy was the biggest dick in the face of the world.... well when he was alive he was ok...but then he died and became a ghost and started haunting my children... i was like what the fuck? then my wife died and she started haunting them too! and it was like two teenage kids literally pissing themselves from being scared by the ghosts of their parents. I felt ashamed for weeks. lol

haha tbannach! hilarious.

i just hooked up with cycl0n3 sw0rd. no really.. that's his name.

i just grew 3 money trees. wtf? and some flame fruit. what's that do? i'm going to make my husband eat it. what the hell are death flowers for?

Man...I'm going to have to get the Sims 3....but I'll probably wait until I get all the expansions/stuff packs for Sims 2.

If you eat the life fruit, it makes you live longer. Where did you find the flame fruit? I've been trying to find it so I can make some angel food cake. I've got two money trees myself. I went fishing the other day and found a gnome, a laptop, two guitars, and a cake.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSr5_LxOC74

This is my favorite song on the whole game. I sing to it all the time.

i just found a pretty cool site. http://sims3guide.wordpress.com/2009...ee-omni-plant/

can you harvest the money? how much do you get?

i have only found 2 guitars and a cake while fishing. the cake went bad in my inventory and i couldn't figure out why my sim was disgusted for 3 days. i thought the game was fucking broken.

You can harvest the money - when you pick the money bags from the tree they go in your inventory, all you have to do is click "cash in" on them. They're usually about 400 simoleons a tree per harvest.

that's good money! i only get a little bit more than that when i do a "side job" at work.

i make around 13,000 every time i go to work. i wish i made that in real life. :(

God, I know! My world-renowned surgeon makes almost 2 grand an hour! WTF

do you look at real houses differently now? i wish i could click shit in my house and move it around... or just change the wall color. sigh

I seriously do. I also wish I could skip college and go straight to doing whatever the hell I want. I want to be a sim.


I'm trying to figure out how to buy the Goth's lot because it's empty, but I can't buy it in the game. RAGE. Do you know how to do that stuff?

yeah i do. go to edit town... guess you don't have to evict them... you can either move in or bulldoze it and build on it. does that make sense?

Do I have to move my lot there? I can't find the move in option.

no. i think in the bottom left... there's an option to change household.

but first... go to edit town and click your lot. save belongings (not belongings and house.. unless you want to bulldoze and try to put your house in the lot, but check the sizes first) and then you should be able to click your family out of the library and move it in. try that. i'm not in the game and i can't remember exact wording.

I'll try that in a few minutes. I hate how the only big lots on this part of the game are only 60x60. I want to build like fucking crazy.

my lot on riverside was 64 x 64 and it was the biggest lot i could find. that's why i had to leave my house behind. i was bummed.

I miss this game a lot.

The sims is fun for a bit yeah
then you wanna take it back

wrong!

hey terrible canyons... did you get it figured out?

I remember I would have them go swimming and would take out the ladder so they couldn't get out.

Unfortunately they fixed that one. Now they can just climb out. :(

Girlgun - about to give it a try. Ah jus' woke up.

OH that sucks ass.

Alright, which port should I get for either Gamecube or GBA?

This is exactly what my brother does, he buys all the expansions n shit, plays it for a solid month and then he just picks up another game.
Anyways I usually play it for one generation, I get bored after that.

I didn't even get that far. my burgeoning rockstar electrocuted himself while trying to make the TV better.

my heart left me after that.

:(

I'm on the uhh... third generation now. I had death option off for about two weeks so I could catch up on some shit.

okay terrible canyons. let me explain this.....

when i tried to change towns... i couldn't figure out how to do it and moved an old version of myself, but i didn't delete her from the town when i did it right. so there were 2 of me. i went over to her house and hit on her. we hit it off.





then i wanted to start killing people so i tried testing shit on the maid... she managed to escape... i have no idea how. maybe you can't have windows?

so then i made a death pool and killed one of my lovers... cycl0n3 sw0rd. after he died, she danced on his grave with her husband even though she was sad? you can see the death pool to the side.



ultimately wendybird wanted to kill the other wendybird. at first she came over pregnant and my kid (in real life) wouldn't let me kill her because she was pregnant... so next time she came over she wasn't and wendybird #2 went swimming and drown... then the real wendybird flirted with death and he became a romantic interest. he's also a kleptomaniac. sadly, his little thing that tells his traits doesn't show up on the screen shot.



anyway... was pretty pleased i made out with myself and then killed myself and now i haunt my own house both living and dead.

it's the "..." at the end that gets me. sometimes, I just have to shake my head.

I can't begin to tell you how insane this Sims talk seems to me. And yes, I used to play WoW.

I did play the first Sims though, but I never got around to actually killing any of them on purpose. If one of them died in a housefire I invariably didn't save it and started over. Curse you death!