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Satan 08.04.2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl
...ANOTHER factor to consider.....would you die naked or not?

t shirt and no pants. as always.

Kylerobert 08.04.2009 12:12 PM

Oxycontin
Heroin
Ambien
Alcohol
I think that would put me to eternal sleep.

demonrail666 08.04.2009 12:17 PM

flip flops

atsonicpark 08.04.2009 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kylerobert
Oxycontin
Heroin
Ambien
Alcohol


Sounds like a party!

SONIC GAIL 08.04.2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
flip flops

I've almost killed myself with flip flops on accident.

demonrail666 08.04.2009 12:50 PM

flip flops, serious business.

alteredcourse 08.04.2009 01:22 PM

^^Haha.

I like phoenix's response.

I've always thought I'd lay in a warm bath and slit my wrists, but the more effective way seems to be to take a lot of sleeping pills and tie a bag around my head. And maybe slit my wrists there too, just in case.

artsygrrl 08.04.2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
flip flops

I thought dying in a speedo would be cool...but this...!!!!!:p

davenotdead 08.04.2009 02:02 PM

can i change mine to repeatedly stabbing myself in the eye with a spork until i pass out from pain... and then waking up with a really fucked up eye and deciding i don't want to live with only one eye, so i cover my shure sm57 with vaseline and get hammered-whiskey-drunk and swallow my mic while recording and while the mic is still hooked up, so i actually do swallow the mic but i choke on the cord and die from it

?

schizophrenicroom 08.04.2009 02:11 PM

drowning

Rob Instigator 08.04.2009 02:18 PM

either jumping into a volcano, or suicide by police.

joe11121 08.04.2009 02:30 PM

something that wouldnt take a long time

atsonicpark 08.04.2009 02:41 PM

the most painful death would be "death by mars volta"

Satan 08.04.2009 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Sounds like a party!

sayin'

joe11121 08.04.2009 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
the most painful death would be "death by mars volta"


HAHA!

Trasher02 08.04.2009 04:16 PM

Hmmm, I'd probably hang myself.

atsonicpark 08.04.2009 04:48 PM

fartin myself to death

greedrex 08.04.2009 04:51 PM

a massive overdose of cocaine.

barry swedgin 08.04.2009 05:07 PM

I'd drive into a tree with no seatbelt. Hopefully they'd think it was an accident and my family would get all the insurance money.

Derek 08.04.2009 05:32 PM

'Examples of indirect suicide include a soldier enlisting in the army with the express intention and expectation of getting killed in combat. Another example would be provoking an armed officer into using lethal force against them. This is generally called "suicide by cop"'

If I was in America, one of those.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 08.04.2009 05:36 PM

David Carradine

Shifty Prophet 08.04.2009 05:57 PM

Option A: Jump out of a plane without a chute over the ocean.

Option B: Machine gun assault on some crooked cops.

Option C: Terrorist Martyr.

frades 08.04.2009 06:07 PM

french way : getting completely drunk and fall into a rolling river

krastian 08.04.2009 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl
...ANOTHER factor to consider.....would you die naked or not?

Literally? No.

Figuratively? Yes.

artsygrrl 08.04.2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
David Carradine


haha.Good one..."Hung Fu"

jon boy 08.04.2009 06:28 PM

shotgun or hanging i think. i would also be off my tits when i did it so as to lessen the pain. i would also hope that wouldnt inpede my subsequent death and leave my quadraspazed on a life glug.

EVOLghost 08.04.2009 07:17 PM

definately a gun to the head.

davenotdead 08.04.2009 07:21 PM

choked by kate beckinsale's thighs

SuperCreep 08.04.2009 09:16 PM

To quote everyone's favorite's shithead:

"Drive my car into the ocean..."

Autoerotic asphyxiation would be my second choice.

schizophrenicroom 08.04.2009 09:24 PM

i wouldnt mind sailing away on a wave of mutilation

EVOLghost 08.05.2009 12:42 AM

I wouldn't mind bein' the guy who got killed by 10 million pounds of sludge

TheFoxBen 08.05.2009 02:17 AM

I would put myself into a giant toaster.


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