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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Um you do know I am a homo right?

Oh.

In that case replace "dick" with "vagina".

Gosh, thats so depressing. I can't believe a fellow woman would talk about their own sex in such a narrow minded, degrading way.

STOP AGGRESSIVELY DOMINATING THE FUCKING DICK/ASS/WHATEVER, SYNTH.

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

OH MY. I JUST SNORTED.

Coke is not the answer.

who said anything about coke? I'm sick. my nose is running.

:(

Get away from me, swine flu alert.

i prefer GGMILFs

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

If no one else is gonna say it, I will:

The misplaced apostrophe in the thread title is bugging the shit out of me.

Then again, any self-respecting photocopy-manifesto writer must be sure to pepper said document liberally with run-ons, typos and bad punctuation. So maybe this was meant to be after all.

Before I read the thread, I thought it was a contraction of 'get us'. Which is a truism - when I do get fanny it's at the behest of the so-say 'alpha male'.

Behest? I can't possibly have meant that. What a cock!

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

fuck off.

you're probably not getting the girl because you're so obsessed with DOMINATING and AGGRESSIVELY FUCKing her pussy she's picked up on it and decided to stay clear of your dick.

SOME women may be illogical, but we pick up on energy and intentions a lot quicker than our male counterparts.. and let me tell you.. the last thing a girl worth any guys time wants is some creep trying to get into her panties.

I'm not too sure about that. I can recognize creepy dudes from a mile away.

I'm worse with women. It varies based on what their intentions are.

If the woman is forward, it's not hard to tell. If the woman isn't forward, she's a complete enigma to me.

I'm not 100% sure if women can read me right. I think I put out the wrong signals. When I have a crush on someone I feel really creepy and I'm afraid I appear creepy to her. I feel like when I think about women that I really like that I'm violating their rights. I don't know, I'm kind of paranoid. I shouldn't feel creepy, because I'm not, but I think it's partially the voyeuristic nature of internet networking sites like facebook.

I've been asked once before if I was gay by a girl. Although that was partially because of a rumor about me started by someone who grossly misinterpreted something said to them about me.

But that's in the back of my head now. She doesn't think I'm gay, does she?

Only shaving causes me more personal anguish than women.

Consequently, I'm single and have a beard of almost Alan Moore-like proportions.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

lol