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lol, thanks for all the awesome comments. even moshe replied lol! i am NOT going to post a photo though. i just wouldn't feel right about it for soem reason. i thought it was just gonna be some sexy fun time for a bit, but it's been a month now and i actually like her and she seems to like me, so i dunno... i guess it's getting serious. which i'm kinda hoping for. i haven't seriously dated anyone since me and my x-wife seperated 3 years ago.
on a lighter note, i'm meeting her dad at her youngest brothers birthday party tomorrow. this outta be awesomely awkward lol. oh yeah, her dad knows my dad, just found that out. their both firemen. and she hates being called a cougar! found that one out the hard way bwahahahaha. i'll keep ya'll updated.

She's only a year older than me, so I hardly think 43 is old. It is if you treat your body like shit, but it doesn't sound like she does. The real question is how much you have in common besides sex. If it's just sex, that's certainly o.k., but it can't amount to anything else.

yeah that's what i'm worried about. she's really opened minded musically. the first time i got in her car she had morphine's cure for pain in teh cd player, so that was pretty bad ass (cause i loves me some morphine). she also has a really great sense of humor. real witty/clever and kinda dead pan. she cracks my shit up. other than that though, i dunno. we are still getting to know each other though, so i guess we'll see.

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Originally Posted by o'connor

If she's from my generation you are ironically much safer than if she was 5-10 years younger. Then the chances of her being into Bon Jovi and Poison would be exponentially increased.

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Originally Posted by o'connor

the first time i got in her car she had morphine's cure for pain in teh cd player

And how is it you haven't proposed yet?

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Originally Posted by StevOK

And how is it you haven't proposed yet?

i was married once for 4 years. i think it's an outdated practice. plus i've only been dating her for a month lol

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

If she's from my generation you are ironically much safer than if she was 5-10 years younger. Then the chances of her being into Bon Jovi and Poison would be exponentially increased.

oh i know! thank god she doesn't like that kinda shit. that would've been a deal breaker.

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Originally Posted by o'connor

Dood, that is still fucking awesome.

In all seriousness she sounds cool man

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

In all seriousness she sounds cool man

Cool and hot at the same time!! Just like an air-conditioned house in Siberia!

But yeah, seriously, it sounds awesome for you o'connor

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Originally Posted by o'connor

so my last job was at this onstar type place (guide point systems), and there was a very (very, very, very) attractive older lady who got hired on. she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all. so i quit there to become an electrician last sept, but about a month ago i got invited to a born day party for one of my old co-workers. so pam (the older lady i'm dating) ended up being there. there was about 20 of us drinking at a bar, then we all went to a strip club. i was drunk, pam was drunk, and one of teh other ladies insisted i drive pam home. now i always had a crush on pam (and i found out later that she, in turn, had a crush on me), so of course i said yes. i thought to myself "oh i'll just drive her home and that'll be all". so about 2 minutes into me driving her home she tells me to pull over. then we proceded to make out and then have sex (awesome sex i might add). ever since then we've been haning out and having more amazing, mind blowing best sex of my life sex. and then i remembered how old she was. so this is how it is: she graduated high school when i was 3 years old (i'm 28). 15 year difference! now she doesn't really look 43 (a little in teh face), she works out twice a day and eats all healthy and what not. i just thought it'd be my one time w/ a cougar, but it turns out, i really like her. she's awesome. funny, witty, gorgeous, nice fashionable dresser and of course... amazing in the sack. we make jokes to each other about our age and stuff, and she doesn't get offended what so ever. SHE'S AMAZING. also, she has 3 kids. a daughter that's 15, a son that's 19 and a daughter that's 23. her 23 year old daughter also has a kid. SO I'M DATING A GRANDMOTHER! all my guy friends think it's fucking cool, my female friends think it's ewwwww (as they say). she looks better than most women my age, but when i told my mom about her, she got all offended and disgusted (my mother is also a redneck, racist from the west texas sticks). so my question is: is it gross and "ewwwww", or is it awesome? discuss.

it's all very oedipal. are you sure you don't really want to fuck your mum???

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

it's all very oedipal. are you sure you don't really want to fuck your mum???

yeah i'm pretty sure lol.

so i went to her brothers bornday party, but didn't end up meeting her dad (i was kinda happy about that one though). turns out her youngest brother is still 4 years older than me lol. she blew me off for teh rest of the weekend though. i was a little upset... cause i wanted to get up in them older guts again! i'm beggining to think i'm just a piece of meat to her, a little sex toy if you will. and it kinda turns me on. being treated like a piece of meat sex god is pretty damn cool. she swears i'm the best thing since the orgasm. when she's done w/ me i need to find a way to stay "cougar bait". older chicks rock. i'll keep ya'll posted on my sex adventures.

so last weekend i slept over at her house on sat and sunday morning had breakfast w/ her 2 youngest kids and her grandson. even helped her grandson dip his easter eggs in that dye stuff. it was a little weird lol. and apparently her 15 year old daughter has a crush on me.

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Originally Posted by o'connor

That'll be quite a tagteam in 3 years! :eek:

"cougar" is actually an insult.
It is what young guys call old women who are on the prowl at bars trying to catch drunk guys late at night for sex.
it is not a compliment.

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Originally Posted by o'connor

i say : circle jerk anyone?

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

"cougar" is actually an insult.
It is what young guys call old women who are on the prowl at bars trying to catch drunk guys late at night for sex.
it is not a compliment.

yeah she hates being called that. me and her were hanging out w/ a friend of mine and my buddy called me cougar bait in front of her lol, it wasn't pretty.

jealousy is a bitch huh?

I think it is nasty... but sort of hot.

nasty to be in a relationship with someone like that... but hot to fuck her.

i'm confused.

Whatever tickles your gonads, man.

oh, she most definately tickles something on me :)

Post nekked pics of her on here. She might not know how the internet works yet, so it'll be fine.

lol, i most definately am not doing that. 1 because i don't have any of her and 2 that would be cruel

1) you could easily fix that
2) who cares about cruel? it's 2009 man

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Originally Posted by vulva

Post nekked pics of her on here. She might not know how the internet works yet, so it'll be fine.

!

but take pics of you and her....then post 'em on the that one thread.

lol, i'm not posting naked photos of her any where lol. that reality poster is fucking creepy. cool, but creepy.