I don't know. Last time I talked to him, he gave me the cold shoulder.

I want to marry Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox at the same time... and they are already married... so i guess that makes it easier?

i want to brian so he can dance and sing for me, and megan in the bedroom... and this might work out because megan is supposedly a sexoholic ...

it was for danny.

he's in love with zoey.

i don't know who that is but i don't like scandanavian looking girls

zoey deschanel-- american actress and self-styled chanteuse

or is it zooey? fucking "unusual" spellings...

anyway, she's alright. i like them more meaty & grown up & perverted though.

it's zooey i think


and the name deschanel is french not scandinavian.

no shit!!!!!

REALLY???????????

you suck at sarcasm.

I tried to think of a sarcastic reply to it, but that was way better.

maybe. i don't need the ego boost sarcastic masters crave, so i lack practice.

yup :)

i wouldn't call it love. eh.

Zooey.

But it's so fulfilling...

Love. Man, what is that? *drags from a cigarette* Who was the Pavlov that taught me not to love until I'm loved? I did well in Chemistry in high school but I don't know a damn thing about it. Looks more like we're just comparing photos, playing cards, and selling on the stock market all rolled up into one. True love is sounding more like discovering Christ every year. "Don't worry, son, it is one of those miracles that you come into with age."

It's not that hard to find love, but people like to convince themselves they weren't in love when it ends. A pity.

It's been a long long time since I was in love for the last time .. I can't even remeber.

I've never been in love!

I fall in love far too easily. It's a sickness I tell thee.

The reason why I'm not in love right now is because I feel like I'm just starting a limbo. In between college and a career. The wandering years, as I heard them called. Very few new people are entering my life at the moment. And the people I already do know are becoming hard to stay in touch with.

And how old are you, if I dare to ask?

Sadly, yes.

Falling in love isn't something you can choose to do or not. It just happens. Often at the least notice. Like watching an episode of Seinfeld and suddenly realising that you've fallen madly in love with Julia-Louis Dreyfus.

This man has clearly lived, and tasted that most bitter of pills.

I'll only ever fall in love again with someone who's rich, deaf, blind, dumb and on a life-support machine.

Move to Frinton on Sea. You'll be married within the hour.

Where is that?

It's a notoriously dull seaside resort on the south coast, populated largely by coffin dodgers...



... and, it would appear, flashers!

Sounds exactly like where I'm from.

The only Italian seaside resort I've been to is Rimini. I had my first sort of proper holiday romance there too, with an Italian skinhead girl who couldn't speak english that well but was outragously beautiful, in that Italian-women-with-blonde-hair-and-perfect-bone-structure, kind of a way. Her name was Giovanna.

How could you tell that she had blonde hair if she was a skinhead?

I'm in love with you all.

I'm 16 in a few days.

That's probably the reason why hah.

man, that's where my lfe is at the moment.

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i love too many girls, though i'm not in love; i said "i love you" to like three different girls yesterday, i wasn't drunk or anything, i really love those crazy bitches.

Aw fuck, don't remind me. One more year and that's me.

i havent been in love for years. bu last night i was at a party and i talked with this girl who i see every now and then, and something clicked. so i got her # and we might do something next week. i am really excited, its been a very long time since ive dated someone who i really wanted to date and not just someone that i was setup with.

Unfortunately, yes.

Without a doubt.

I just broke up with my BF.