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imagine a pregnat lady being turned into a werewolf! her tits would be bloated like this!
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had her pups would spawn empires...
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Woa. I don't like big muscles. Not my cup of tea. And breasts that are too large can cause back injury...or, kneecap damage as time progresses. |
my cousin had a quite drastic breast reduction because of this.
like I said, there is no such thing as "natural proportion" that is a human made up idea. |
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...or a massive pair ...of leg and spine failures.  |
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HAHA. ...wouldn't you like to know. Tell me about the state of a vampyre's nipples while you are drinking the elixir of life. |
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This is true. |
so are they still hard? do they look ugly?
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that's a silly question. vampyres don't have nipples!! |
That's a shame.
Then what do you tweak for entertainment? |
how do vampyres not have nipples? You are thinking of angels.
is it cold enough in canada for the ladies to start defrosting their nips in this manner?  |
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other's nipples. you would be amazed at how well they react post-mortum. Quote:
uh...angels aren't real. DERRRR!! |
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I wouldn't test his knowledge... And yes, this is a typical scene in Canada (the land of whatever you dream will become reality). I've seen pieces of tongue stuck to particularly large nipples on REALLY cold days. |
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Is that Avril Lavigne with her tongue out? |
Damn it, I hate the fact that that little twit represents our country.
EDIT: For some, that is. |
Don't be She's hot, but not hotter than You. Best be her than Celine Dion.
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I am old so these people represent yr country for me
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Big muscles are nasty as fuck. Bring on the skinny men! I realize that nature isn't always in proportion, I just think those fake boobs are too big for her. But whatever, as long as she likes them I guess. |
Thanks, pal.
I don't think she's hot. Aside from that she is a manufactured piece of embarrasment. I'd much rather Rachel McAddams represent us. At least she's cute. And a fairly good actress, as far as I've seen. |
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you should see the fellas who drool over those giant hard as rocks fake boobs. terrible terrible losers. |
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This is better. John Candy should be in there, too. And the rest of SCTV, I suppose. |
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The muscle men. |
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Hahahaha! Man that sucks. I know people saw me fall the first time, but I dunno about the second. I kind of just got up and kept and walking without looking around. Did you fall onto the grass or a sidewalk? |
I hate muscles on guys; however, I like fit guys.
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Oh, the sidewalk. |
falling sucks ass. it is such a shock to just biff it hard.
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Eeee, I was thinking maybe you were lucky and tripped one of those curbs with grass on the other side. I can practically feel the sting of scrapped hands right now. |
Thanks for the sympathy.
It was summertime, so I think I was wearing a tubetop, or something as equally revealing. All in all, I was not badly scraped. |
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nah! i like men with a little meat! i think love handles are so cute. |
and speaking of nips... because i keep my phone in my bra... sometimes i smash my nipple between my phone... and other stuff. ouch.
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Ouch.
But, you know I save the bra for coin only. Filthy, I know. |
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OOOH LA LA! floozy... i have bigguns so there's all sorts of shit i can keep in there. lighters, money, credit cards... but most importantly my phone. although everyone knows this about me, so if i don't answer... they take it personally... because it's always on me. |
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Like I said, I am old. these guys came out after I had left high school, and being in University, I was too busy striking out with chicks and doing LSD to watch their show. |
Pamela Anderson is annother unfortunate Canadian.
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we've already established that you're less than a year older than me and have done a lot of acid... you're getting senile, old man.
i was simply saying that for me, dave foley represents canada, regardless of my age, your age, his age, or how much acid all of us take... anyway... i know you don't remember on account of how much acid you took, but kids in the hall was on when we were in high school. it first aired in 1988. |
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You keep it on vibrate, I assume? My guns are decently sized, but not big enough for a phone! Credit cards, yes. |
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eh? can you speak up sonny? actually, canada is him  |
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it vibrates and rings! best of both worlds..... |
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