Why do you talk like a fool?

oh SNAP.

just rocks, homefry

I'm just kidding, homeslice
I don't really talk like that

Jolly good.

Nice Gneiss

you people are budget.

I only do pallasite.

what's the shipping and handling on a 20 rock, FedEx Same Day?

today my boss gave "god" the credit for all my work.

yeah.

That's alright that's alright, but while you're trying to move some meterhetical sham I've gone ahead and you know cornered the bismuth market right?



Bismuth is a native semi-metal element; however, it is rarely found in nature in its elemental form. Due to the interesting way in which Bismuth crystals form and their fantastic coloration, laboratory-grown crystals are now available to hobbyists. The unique pseudocubic hopper crystals that are characteristic of laboratory Bismuth can be found in only the rarest natural Bismuth specimens. Pair these "stairstep" crystals with the natural iridescent metallic yellow, blue, magenta, purple, and green hues that are due to the natural tarnishing of the specimen, and you have a real attention-getter !

 

ha.

nah...just a 73 year old bitch.

Student by day.
Office Bitch by afternoon.

I'm the "Photography Intern" at the Jacob Burns Film Center. It's like a movie theater, BUT MORE. And I take pictures of slightly famous people and photoshop pictures of actually famous people and I don't get paid. And the commute is a bitch.

ballin is a habit

assistant to the manager.

that looks like a kickass door opener. congrats.

Have you seen her face?
She's got a face that would stop a clock
And with that face I surely won't stop
To look her in the eyes
But her money's green
Like tea and so's her teeth
But she's still so close to my reach
If I call, if I call at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
So the story goes
I think I'll take her for a ride
With this moneybag by my side
A giggolo is the only way to go
And So I show my face
And I can even fake a smile
But I'm laughing inside all the while
This little girl
She's a joke
She's a joke
She's a joke
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all
Any time at all

He's a whore, (I'd do anything for money)
He's a whore, (Look at the things that I write)
He's a whore, (Ooo, The stories I can tell)
HE'S A WHORE (IN THE MORNING, IN THE NIGHT)
I'M A WHORE (HE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY)
I'M A WHORE (LOOK AT THE CLOTHES THAT HE WEARS)
I'M A WHORE (HE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY)
I'M A WHORE
AND SO THE STORY GOES
I THINK I'LL TAKE HER FOR A RIDE
WITH THIS MONEYBAG BY MY SIDE
A GIGGOLO IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO

i don't know mr. manager
that's right i'm mr. manager
manager, you don't say mr., mr manager
right, but you just said-
it doesn't matter what i said

maybe mirrordash has one of those smart managers who employs smarter people under them to make themsleves look better.

I'm a writer myself.

Short fiction, poetry, scripts, novels, reviews for books and films, creative non-fiction, stand-up, interviews.

I'm also Editor-in-Chief of a small zine: www.feeltheword.net/magazine

are you striking? ...should you even be writing posts? why aren't you demanding payment for this web content you have just made available above? isn't that what this whole thing is all about...? dirty strike-breaker.

ive read the latest issue, is a great webzine.....

i doesn't involve apples and pears but i do live off tea and biscuits all day, what i do i fix a metal bar (towbar) to the underside of a vehicle then bolt a towball onto it which enables you to tow a caravan, trailer or it can be used for a cycle rack, i'm not sure if you have caravans in the US probably because of the winnebago which are a bit too big for most of our roads.

so basiclly i drive to the customers house lie on the ground under the car getting dirty,cold and wet, i love my job and wouldn't change it for the world:rolleyes:














when i'm finished i pop a rubber on the ball to keep the grease off things then yr allready to play

hopefully that explains it better for you

shit, i'm late for work now, must go

I am an Account manager in a worldwide media agency. I prepare media plans for client's advertising campains and adjust parts of its media mix (such as, television, radio, prints, online advertising and special outdoor communication). Then it's my task to execute the purchasing process of media space in these particular areas. I supervise 3 people. I prepare media trend analysis. I am growing tired of this slowly.

I work for a media company, and my boss needs to die a slow painful death.

i was cutting some video footage until now. started the workday at 1pm, got a long phone call at 3, got sleepy at 5, napped, watched a dvd, restarted again at 8, took a dinner break 10pm to midnight & was back and now im going to go read or something.

Hello Nefeli. Thanks for the tip.

Seriously, he's an stingy arrogant person, who doesn't give a shit about his worker bees or clients for that matter.
He should be shot like a dog that has rabies. I need to leave this hellhole.

I drive illegal immigrants into the UK. I also help out with homemade abortions. Life is good.

I am an assassin. My boss is my next target.

then you'll soon be unemployed?

New bosses are easy to find when you're an assassin.

well, not if they find out you killed the previous one...

Are you suggesting that I'm a bad assassin and that my work could be easily traced back to me? Don't upset me, boy, you might not live to regret it.

everyone I know in the arts field refuses to ever be called unemployed. its just a period of freelance.

I slap plastic film on windows, it not very fun(especially during the winters) and soon I'll be only working part time, so kudos to me.

tell him "god" has a bad work ethic

I likes Hematite

quoted as I read it.

i thought this thread said 'how do you wank'


no, i don't work; only for school.