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floatingslowly 10.18.2007 10:07 AM

as if any mere human could satiate my mechanical desires?

here, I wrote a song:

evil in the morning, evil in the evening, evil at supper tiiiiime.

be my little evil and love me alll the tiiiime.

sonicl 10.18.2007 10:14 AM

Here's some words that rhyme with "time", without actually being "time":

dime
lime
mime
rhyme
crime

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 10:20 AM

evil at supper crime has a ring to it, but I could not suffer a supper mime.

Savage Clone 10.18.2007 10:30 AM

Mime is a swear word in the house where I grew up.

sonicl 10.18.2007 10:31 AM

Perhaps, in a twist on the "squeeze my lemon" thing so beloved of bluesmen, you could ask her to squeeze your lime?

edit - Excuse me, Clone, could you just breath in a bit, please, so my post can get round you to the one it was aimed at.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 10:44 AM

that just won't do.

what about oranges? what rhymes with oranges?

sonicl 10.18.2007 10:51 AM

Binges.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 11:37 AM

I'm not sure what kind of accent you have, but in these parts, nothing rhymes with oranges.

in fact, I wrote a song about it. it goes:

oranges, smoranges, who cares?
oranges, smoranges, who cares?
nothin' rhymes with oranges.

 

Savage Clone 10.18.2007 11:40 AM

I tried to find that number on youtube,but to no avail.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I tried to find that number on youtube,but to no avail.


if you do, you win a cookie.

I've spent ages looking for it.

:(

_slavo_ 10.18.2007 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
Here's some words that rhyme with "time", without actually being "time":

dime
lime
mime
rhyme
crime


Ha! A non-native english speaking person got another one!

prime

girlgun 10.18.2007 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
Floatingslowly, I don't know why you put up with that Girlgun woman. She's no lady.


i have no idea what you mean. i'm a CLASSY WOMAN.

poop.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 11:53 AM

"supper prime" does have a robotic ring to it too.

I'm going with that from now on.

I'll be sure and write you in for a couple points on the royalties.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
i have no idea what you mean. i'm a CLASSY WOMAN.

poop.


the term you are looking for is "classy lady".

PS: I just saw you poop. majick butthole my shiney-metal ass.

Savage Clone 10.18.2007 11:56 AM

I hate the word "supper."

girlgun 10.18.2007 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
the term you are looking for is "classy lady".

PS: I just saw you poop. majick butthole my shiney-metal ass.


i would've chosen the word lady, but it would have been redundant since that was the word sonicl chose.

you did not see me poop. you saw the word "poop" that i TYPED. there's a huge difference. a classy lady such as myself does indeed have a majick butthole.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
you did not see me poop. you saw the word "poop" that i TYPED. there's a huge difference. a classy lady such as myself does indeed have a majick butthole.


the LADY doth protest too much (imo).


Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I hate the word "supper."


super.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 12:18 PM

man, what the FUCK happened to my thread?

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 12:23 PM

don't blame me, I just take the ball, and run with it.

an artist needs their medium, dig?

either way, I wrote a song for you. it goes:

the police
started a riot
down at the courthouse
again
running amok
spilling blood
bashing heads

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 12:24 PM

I'm going to go do some next level drugs, i'm very dissapointed in you..

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
I'm going to go do some next level drugs, i'm very dissapointed in you..


you can't say a hateful thing like that without some 'splainin'.

PS: what've you got? I might be interested.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 12:28 PM

i'm not sharing my next level drugs with YOU

Savage Clone 10.18.2007 12:31 PM

To him, "mind expansion" just translates to more RAM anyway.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
To him, "mind expansion" just translates to more RAM anyway.


That's sad.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
i'm not sharing my next level drugs with YOU


Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
That's sad.

 

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
To him, "mind expansion" just translates to more RAM anyway.


I'm already slotted to the max.

anymore would be redundant.

Savage Clone 10.18.2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I'm already slotted to the max.



Gross

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 12:49 PM

oh, sweet three-eyed jeezuz. when you are done giving Glice AIDS, would you please see it in yr ever lovin' heart of hearts to rain some holyfire down upon the drug-addled head of CWDIV?

he's sinned jeezuz. sinned AGAINST you, dear lard. he's fornicated with devils and shat out obscenities in yr name.

dear sweet jeezuz, flying over my house like a supernova 'splosion just waitin' to burst open, hear the prayer of yr faithful servant and smite the demons from his head so that he may be slain in yr spirit.

I have prepared the sacrifice of small bunnies and ducklings like you've asked. they have been BURNED upon yr smouldering alter of love (dear jeezuz) so that you might carry forth yr HOLY FUCKIN' WRATH upon this slanderous being.

my knees are bloodied stumps, from making myself prostrate before thee (not prostate, so don't be thinkin' of no funny business, jeezuz).

omen.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
oh, sweet three-eyed jeezuz. when you are done giving Glice AIDS, would you please see it in yr ever lovin' heart of hearts to rain some holyfire down upon the drug-addled head of CWDIV?

he's sinned jeezuz. sinned AGAINST you, dear lard. he's fornicated with devils and shat out obscenities in yr name.

dear sweet jeezuz, flying over my house like a supernova 'splosion just waitin' to burst open, hear the prayer of yr faithful servant and smite the demons from his head so that he may be slain in yr spirit.

I have prepared the sacrifice of small bunnies and ducklings like you've asked. they have been BURNED upon yr smouldering alter of love (dear jeezuz) so that you might carry forth yr HOLY FUCKIN' WRATH upon this slanderous being.

my knees are bloodied stumps, from making myself prostrate before thee (not prostate, so don't be thinkin' of no funny business, jeezuz).

omen.


Ass.

!@#$%! 10.18.2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
Ass.


 


mmmm... heart-shaped...

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 02:51 PM

Damn girl, don't hurt em!

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
but you post stuff like that, so am not going to take sides!


yr scorn burns my skin. :(


Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
Ass.


sharing is caring.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 03:00 PM

Millions of dollars

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 03:02 PM

douchebag on wheels

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
douchebag


Oompa Prompa

SynthethicalY 10.18.2007 03:08 PM

Pretentious.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Pretentious.


oh, snap!

synth just called crypto pretentious!!

the fur's gonna fly when he hears that, for sure.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.18.2007 03:23 PM

I will kill all of you

SynthethicalY 10.18.2007 03:23 PM

Well I was wondering when death was going to come for me.

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 03:24 PM

OMG HIS NEXT LEVEL DRUG WAS PEECEEPEEPEEE!!

runforthehills.


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