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A Thousand Threads 03.08.2007 05:58 PM

16 or 17

kat~topia 03.08.2007 06:09 PM

16...on april fools day, no joke...

youthoftomorrow 03.08.2007 06:26 PM

haven't. (i'm 18.)

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.08.2007 07:27 PM

I haven't.

The first BJ I received was during a Super Bowl that I couldn't care less about. I think I missed that chick's tit poppin out because I was upstairs getting it.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.08.2007 07:37 PM

I put the pussy on the pedestal.

If I was lookin to get laid I could have simply bought some condoms and done any of the girlfriends I had. Maybe deep down I knew that I was just going to end up dumping them anyway.

There are other girls that I probably could have got a piece from who seriously wanted my cock- but I just wasn't interested in them.

pantophobia 03.08.2007 07:59 PM

19

wow, shit if it wasn't for the new guy, i'd look really green

StevOK 03.08.2007 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia
19

wow, shit if it wasn't for the new guy, i'd look really green


yeah, and also all the virgins in their 20s that were too embarassed to post.
But hey, I get sex every day now, so I really don't care about it anymore.

Toilet & Bowels 03.08.2007 08:09 PM

i am aquainted with a girl who is my age, very very good looking and also a virgin, and she ain't no christian neither, she just can't find a guy.


anyway, just to beef up my cool points, i was 20 when i lost my virginity too. in a way i want to have sex with as few people as possible during the course of my life.

ALIEN ANAL 03.08.2007 08:14 PM

yeh i havnt, im 19

Sonic Youth 37 03.08.2007 08:20 PM

Haven't . 18.

Pax Americana 03.08.2007 08:55 PM

19.

She raped me. I'll never speak of it again.

Alex's Trip 03.08.2007 09:35 PM

Haven't.

Can't lose it in the closet.

Cantankerous 03.08.2007 09:56 PM

14.

noumenal 03.08.2007 10:47 PM

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...8&postcount=27

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.08.2007 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHOUT
April 11 1993 right after a Dinosaur Jr concert, I was 15.


Chout, you're my hero.

SynthethicalY 03.09.2007 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Haven't.

Can't lose it in the closet.



Such a lie. I never done it with a girl.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.09.2007 12:36 AM

Seriously CHOUT- I get this image of you meeting a girl at this Dinosaur Jr. show that looks an awful like Sonic Youth- Dirty Boots (I emulated that video when I was about 16/17.)

krastian 03.09.2007 02:14 AM

To a chick or a guy?

SynthethicalY 03.09.2007 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian
To a chick or a guy?

The first time you exploaded, you get the drift.

contrelefuckingsexisme 03.09.2007 03:19 AM

i am 18 and i am a virgin.

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 03:20 AM

will someone bang me, im bored being a virgin now. I didnt think i was THAT bad looking :P

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
I didnt think i was THAT bad looking :P


don't you have dreadlocks and bad hygiene?

sonicl 03.09.2007 06:50 AM

It never fails to amaze me the personal stuff that people will post on here. You may post under a cloak of anonimity, but that doesn't mean you can't have any dignity or self-respect.

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 06:50 AM

i got 1 or 2 dreads now, and my hygiene isnt BAD, i shower once a day most weeks, and i wash my face everyday, and brush my teeth everday what else is there?

sarramkrop 03.09.2007 06:51 AM

The white australian backpacker look should be banned forever or at least someone should decide to drop them all into a jungle populated by bulimic tigers.

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
i got 1 or 2 dreads now


you can't differentiate between 1 and 2?

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 06:57 AM

i dont have the white aussie backpacker look. so hopefully you werent talking about me

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
you can't differentiate between 1 and 2?


if you seen them you would understand

sarramkrop 03.09.2007 06:59 AM

Does that mean that your hair confuses you so much because you don't wash it and touch it very often?

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 07:03 AM

yehp, spot on there. anything else?

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 07:06 AM

i thought maybe i should start a thread asking whether the females of this board find the idea of a man who has 1 or 2 dreadlocks attractive. then i thought maybe that would be too cruel.

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 07:10 AM

thought it would be cruel, or thought that the ladies would love it and your thread would work against your stab at me :P

Green_mind 03.09.2007 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHOUT
April 11 1993 right after a Dinosaur Jr concert, I was 15.

well that deserves repping!

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
thought it would be cruel, or thought that the ladies would love it and your thread would work against your stab at me :P


sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. what i'm saying is that if you're having trouble getting laid then you'll find it easier to get a girl if you didn't have dreadlocks (a haircut synonymous with dirt and 99% of girls are dirtphobic, even if they say they aren't, they still are) and practiced cleanliness and hygiene.

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 07:27 AM

im having trouble getting laid because i dont try. i dont flirt with girls or make anymoves, its all my own doing for the reason im not getting babes. im to shy and awkward. im a social retard. :)

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 07:38 AM

i'm shy and i still get laid

Washing Machine 03.09.2007 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Haven't.

Can't lose it in the closet.


Awww...I'm sure theres some good looking Teddy Bears in there :p

Yeah that 'Dirty Boots' is my ideal way to meet a girl...dirty, back alley club, some cool band playing and a rather hot girl.....

LittlePuppetBoy 03.11.2007 01:32 AM

haven't lost it yet. I'm 18. Haven't kissed a girl yet either. Pity me.

_slavo_ 03.11.2007 05:38 AM

At 21.

I think I rule as far as late first sex goes. But I don't regret a thing. I did it with a girl that later spent around 4 years with and until then had not had a serious relationship. And fucking around was not really my thing.

cuetzpalin 03.11.2007 06:19 AM

13.


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