i plead the fifth

back to the original question, yes they could tell that you are on it but they wouldnt be able to see what you are saying. that last part may not be true. i have often though about it at work, but was caught out before.

I should've figured that out when they asked if I wanted to touch their joy jugs.

joy jugs?

then it definitely wasn't me-- must be one of my trolls

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Ooh, I like trolls, they're horny.

See what I did there? Eh? Eh?

i'm pretty sure that a glory hole is an entirely different thing to a pleasure canyon. i won't go into detail, but a glory hole is found in a public toilet, and a google image search should answer any further questions you have. however they are similar in the respect that they are both a type of hole that a erect, man's cock, is placed into.

I concur with Messr & Bowels - a glory hole is a term more common to Thai sex-tourism than it is to slushy women's novels.

there was once a shop in leeds called thr glory hole.

they are also found in adult shops.

Shit. I failed to notice T & B saying cock. Hehe. Cock.

I see.

I feel rather anatomically cheated. Someone should come up with an apparatus to suit us ladies. We already get shafted when it comes to pissing in the woods.

Shafted...heh.

getting shafted while pissing in the woods... that's a kink and a half.



damn your edit stealing my thunder!

To think, I almost didn't open this thread.

I didn't edit that. I merely felt the need to point out the pun, in case it had been lost on the mentally less fortunate.

You can reasonably assume that any thread that I start will be of the highest intellectual calibre, and entertaining to boot. Because I'm just that good.

hah, i bet a lot of philosophers enjoy golden showers

Just because you enjoy golden showers, that doesn't make you a philosopher.
I think of you more as a preeverted windbag.

I bet they do.

I, however, am not a philosopher.

I am a deity.

yeah, i say the same thing to the spiders in my house. i'm sure they worship me...

I find your lack of modesty strangely unabrasive.
Your use of the English spelling of "calibre" while sitting in Chicago, however, is unforgiveable.

I know you are referring to !@#$%!, and not me. Because that would just be absurd.

This should probably go in the quote thread, but I love Savage Clone simply (but not only) on the basis of his use of "preevert." A kindred soul.