like i've said before. if i get more than a handful of complaints from people about someone, i'll kill the account. the user's welcome to come back, start over and be less annoying--but the complaints in my inbox are a drag to filter thru and cluttering up the board with spam threads is a bore.

no warnings. i'll just kill the accounts. come back or don't. i don't give a shit.

It's been said before, I suspect I know what the reponse is going to be, but is it worth delegating to one of the fuckers who's sad enough to be here pretty much constantly? I don't nominate myself, obviously, because I'd find it far too funny to edit eveyone's posts so they look retarded and talk about how enormous my cock is. Which it is, it really is. But if you did so you could dedicate more time to lounging around your ivory towers and recruitiing nubile Russian teenagers for your harem off the internet. And playing bridge too, you sick fuck.

oh, ok.

I'd still really like to know how to change the "little trouble girl" under my name.

Chabib plays bridge? Is there any confirmation of this?

Anyways, Glice is mostly right. The only problem being that almost no one here is trustworthy. I mean, I personally probably wouldn't do anything but there have been enough complaints about me that I'd probably be irritated reading them anyways. Everyone else hates everyone. If you set up a system where after so many complaints with good reason behind them someone's account gets terminated I'm sure someone could do it. I nominate the following:
Myself(Yes. I am full of myself. Piss off.)
Savage Clone
Moshe
Sonicl

and if he was here more:
Pookie

Post more and it will change.

oh i see so atari complained and chabib killed someone? nice.

now how about making norma j die-- in real life? i'm sure it will be a benefit to humanity. australia will forever thank us.

I wouldn't do it.
I am not cut out for that sort of thing.
Not at all.

sonicl and Pookie are much more level-headed.

silliness

i think most asstards can be handled verbally

crying to the teacher is a last resort

i have to say (disclaimer) i reported my trolls to chabib, not because i couldn't handle the obsessive love thing, but because it made unaware people think that i was behaving as a different kind of jackass than i usually am.

You mean like a double-posting jackass?

AAAAAAANNNNNNNHHHHHH!!!
wrong.

next?

I'd nominate Hip Priest. A true gentleman.

Everyone seems to hate him, but I like him, he's a cool bro.

oh. i've only seen him come across as bitter, joyless, and desperate to make himself feel better by kakking on other people. i guess i haven't seen his good side yet. maybe it's there somewhere and you have the key, or something... i'm quick to judge but i'm not close-minded, so i'll have a 2nd look then...

Meaning "I am a queen and just saying this to look straight."

What a stupid fucking idea, you fucking wankbag. Just look at the sort of people who post here. They could barely muster the wherewithal to masturbate in a swimming pool, let alone coherently organise something so very, very important as a not very important thing. Prick.

Just because men in lycra turn me on sexually doesn't mean I'm gay, alright?

ha ha.

i just wonder if intellivision wasn't something we couldn't have simply handled with insults, as we usually do with annoying characters around here.

I have a good gaydar, it was bought at wal-mart.