Yer cat farts too, must smell like fart at yer place.

Or do you make them go outside n toot?






poo.

No. Neither my cats, nor I, fart, ever.

Besides, I have a robotic air freshener.

Worth every penny

How many times did you poo today?


I'm brewing a 2nd.

As you may well know, my fascination with 'the fanciful flight of poo particles' from ass to nose, and their total-lifetime accumulation back into poo, has led one syg commenter to refer to me as "everything that's wrong with the human race" and leave syg, like a prudish sissybaby, for good.

So, that said, in a lifetime, how many total poos does a human being consume via their nose?

I say 50. 50 massive dumps, right up yr nose.

i had no choice, shortly after i started dating my ex i got crohn's disease and couldn't hold them in. only time in my life when i didn't want to fart and i couldn't help it....also the smell was the worst and would linger for about 10 minutes. luckily she was cool with it haha

"brew"

that sounds like the loose type that floats with little bubbles in it

here something for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17_9a8UCEig

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anyway. WHY, YOU ASK?

because the act of shitting reminds humans that they are descended from worms, not gods. that's the crux of it. the rest is a bunch of explanation. but i'll try briefly.

think of the person you admire the most on this planet. some sort of quasi-ethereal being of the high spheres-- a person of great beauty, or great talent, or great spiritual significance. it could be your pope, taylor swift, your personal masseuse, justin bieber-- whoever it is you or the screaming masses worship in adoration.

now think of that person vividly as they squat on a toilet overcome by an explosive wave of diarrhea that squirts out their ass with the sound of endless wet farts-- the kind that rattle and spray the bits of corn and seeds all over.

there.

so when pork's boss comes out of the crapper followed by the stench of shit she's no longer the boss-- she's shrunk in size. she's an equal. an inferior, even, as she's more animal than person in that instant.

dunno are you basically telling me to imagine Keiji Haino taking a massive number 2??????????????????


its ok.




*they used to say this thing, in order to overcome our terror of -for example- doing a presentation etc.
never worked for me...

for the record. i m not cool.
i d be shy for my crush to hear me farting.
but i wouldnt mind if he did.
i do the same with money. i feel bit uncomfortable with a man paying everything.

ps. i think the above can be fixed if its someone i know better.

lurkers far too