You cunt. I had dibs on him.

You wouldn't believe the depravity of it all. :o

True story: I was listening to Trail of Dead last night and thought of you.

My world is one long halucination.

Whether I'm flattered or insulted depends on the album you were listening to.

Worlds Apart.

Is this so I can Skype you, or continue to harass you by phone?

Hott.

textbomb via phone anytime. Skype is harder to catch me on as it's typically reserved for australia.

I need a Skype tester. And I never text bombed you before, but now that I know you won't press charges...

do you have an "australia only" button or something? that'd be a hilarious skype feature.

"which countries do you want to block?"

"press 'a' for afghanistan, andorra, antigua, and antartica"

What about angola?


^^^ this post feels like Bib Marley lyrics. Can I get suchfriends to confirm???

yeah that's after you punch "a" and then the pound sign

Bib Marley is renowned worldwide for their fabulous ribs.

You keep mentioning jimbrim. Who is that? I have been away.

Was jimbrim his screenname? I do not recall him.

Let's all make the sex to jinbrim after jon boy's sore!!!

So he has an accent?

Insulted. ;)

i wouldn't have sex with any of you

except joe perinelo cause then we'd probably do it to limp bizkit and that would rule

if i were a hot female i'd like to accomplish having sex with the following people:

- Murmer99
- batreleaser
- knox
- floatingslowly's wife
- SuchFriendsAreDangerous
- Savage Clone
- SpaceCadetHayden

and of course

Jon Boy