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Bender:My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez

Word. Best character ever.

not a quote exactly but when they are broadcasting the "mcneil" show and fry shouts for the cameras is pretty awesome:

fry: camera one
(bender's left eye pops out)
fry: camera two
(bender's right eye pops out)
fry: camera three
("something" below bender's shoulders pops out)

and from that same episode:
fry: tv audiences don't like change, it frightens and confuses them; they like the same thing over and over again
bender: what you talkin' 'bout, fry?

another

beastie boys (don't know which): thanks but we really don't want to meet you
fry: back in the 20th century i had all 5 of your albums
other beastie boy: that was a thousand years ago...now we have 6

speaking of jewish jokes, how about robonukkah?

mayor-an elephant that never forgets... TO KILL!

Amazonian - he gave good snu snu
fry's exes - eh

Bender - i'm 40 percent dolemite!

prof-Professor! Lava! Hot!

prof-this is humiliating and rediculous, now if came in the form of supposatory

fry-you're not like all those other dogs, always judging me... are you?! No.


fry-im going to buy you so many lizards!

zoidberg-my home burnt down!
hermes-that raises a good question
bender-here's my cigar
hermes-that raises even more questions!

prof-i knew i should've shown him electric ghoneria - the noisey killer

prof-it was ordinary water, laced with lsd

prof-so that's what would happen if invented the finglonger

bender-like everything else in life, this is just a an extension of bending

I can't remember which episode that is. Or how it ends anyway. Bender meets Fender, a speaker and he gets 'high' with him (jacking in) and bender gets addicted. I can't remember what happens after...Oh! I know! He finds religion (bender) and the crew is annoyed by it, so they get him to be the old self and he goes to robot hell!

the funniest thing i've ever seen on that show was during one of the opening sequences. there's a different meassage underneath the Futurama logo at the beginning and most of them are stupid. but one made me giggle until the commercial break. it read: "Condemned by the Space Pope."