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knox 03.10.2011 04:07 PM
just go to parties with no girls.

knox 03.10.2011 04:08 PM
who needs them anyway

floatingslowly 03.10.2011 04:11 PM
but again in answer to your very first question: self-confidence and drive.

testosterone often helps, and douchebags tend to run only off of this. lacking hypergonadism, your only hope is to play smart.

finding self-confidence and drive will help you more than just with women too. no more washing dishes for centrelink. if you don't or can't believe in yourself then start lieing until you do.

time doesnt run backward (unless, like me, yr a wizard), so get busy.

Derek 03.10.2011 04:12 PM
Why bother helping this guy? He always finds an excuse. It's like he almost doesn't want to improve his life he so desperately despises.

knox 03.10.2011 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Derek
Why bother helping this guy? He always finds an excuse. It's like he almost doesn't want to improve his life he so desperately despises.

girl: let's get a drink.
him: why bother? life is gonna be just as shit afterwards.
girl: yeah, you're right.

Glice 03.10.2011 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
if you're not willing to put in effort, especially for such a silly reason as another guy trying (and maybe succeeding) to charm her, you will never get far with the females. best case scenario is you find someone nobody else is willing to talk to (either). fuck that.

I'd be happy to play life-coach, but I'm not sure after all these years that you would listen.

so, again, as others have mentioned and Chopper demands: harden the fuck up. once you find a shred of self-confidence, you'll begin to be able to forget the douchebags and not the girls.

I hope this helps. :)

At the risk of agreeing with Lieutenant Arsewaste - This ^

floatingslowly 03.10.2011 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Derek
Why bother helping this guy? He always finds an excuse. It's like he almost doesn't want to improve his life he so desperately despises.

I am a brother to all Australians. that's why. :p

that said, from experience, Oz has a distinct lack of qualified males that have any clue on how to take care of women's needs.

maybe it's the water.

knox 03.10.2011 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by floatingslowly
but again in answer to your very first question: self-confidence and drive.

testosterone often helps, and douchebags tend to run only off of this. lacking hypergonadism, your only hope is to play smart.

finding self-confidence and drive will help you more than just with women too. no more washing dishes for centrelink. if you don't or can't believe in yourself then start lieing until you do.

time doesnt run backward (unless, like me, yr a wizard), so get busy.

what does that say about lesbians going for straight women towards the end of a party?

floatingslowly 03.10.2011 04:24 PM
that's hot. tell me more.

knox 03.10.2011 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
that's hot. tell me more.

you know how it goes.
they wait until straight women are drunk and bored of all the annoying men.
they don't even buy the drinks, that's a strategy.

floatingslowly 03.10.2011 04:38 PM
desperate, yet very very cunning.

then again, who are these wall-flowers that they hope to scissor into sappho?

the ikara cult 03.10.2011 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Glice
Girls tend not to fall for douches so much as they do the bloke who talks to them. Ok, there's a line with that, bit glaring shyly in the corner isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

You want gyal?
Glice know how to get gyal

the ikara cult 03.10.2011 05:13 PM
Last week I was at a large party where i knew only 1 person, it kinda forces you to get social and chat to people, I think thats a good thing. It encourages you to pull yourself out of the corner and bring out your best qualities

We really should start an SY gossip guide to flirting...

knox 03.10.2011 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
desperate, yet very very cunning.

then again, who are these wall-flowers that they hope to scissor into sappho?

they are generally good looking, mid 30's, succesful professionals and whine about how 'they can't keep a relationship'.

and no 2:

my hipster friends will view me as conservative if i don't 'experiment'

Lamont Cranston 03.10.2011 05:40 PM
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knox 03.10.2011 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston
That was a one time thing, they never called me back and were busy when I alled them. Newest job agency as me volunteering at an op shop :|


thank you for the vote of confidence

derek is the only one being helpful.

the ikara cult 03.10.2011 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by knox
just go to parties with no girls.

You must spread some rep etc.

floatingslowly 03.10.2011 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by knox
they are generally good looking, mid 30's, succesful professionals and whine about how 'they can't keep a relationship'.

and no 2:

my hipster friends will view me as conservative if i don't 'experiment'

it's obvious that these nice ladies are fulfilling a predatory lapse in the food chain on the part of douchebags and shadowy cranstons, thereby doing nature's will (horror vacui).

its like gay physics. etc. etc.

next time: take pictures.

knox 03.10.2011 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by floatingslowly
it's obvious that these nice ladies are fulfilling a predatory lapse in the food chain on the part of douchebags and shadowy cranstons, thereby doing nature's will (horror vacui).

gay science. etc. etc.

next time: take pictures.

probably because lamont crackson is not doing it.

floatingslowly 03.10.2011 05:59 PM
please note: I edited my post to reflect "physics" and not "science", which I felt was too broad-based; although, anything dealing with lesbians would be.


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