it's there somewhere yeah, not sure in what order. i didn't like that movie much-- it was like "the oprah of fucking"

That reminds me of the (false) rumor that Marilyn Manson removed his lower set of ribs to be able to "self fellatiate".

I bet your friend never leaves the house!

if you had asked "what can you not do" i'd have a better list
such as:

swim
drive
ride a bike

You forgot 'stop whinging like a broken cat'.

i thought i'd say things people do not know.

take more narcotics at one time than anyone else I know
break hearts
hold in a hit a weed until it dissapates into air
hold out the highest note on the clarinet for 30 seconds
when i worked at burger king i could make a whopper in 5 seconds
deal with my insane boss 5 days a week but i love her

Haha, well I don't know about that.
He can't fit the whole sausage in his mouth, just a little the tip I think..
but seriously, I don't want to know more me either, hahaha :rolleyes:

I can do nothing longer than anyone.

fun to do but pointless. your body takes what it can within the first 2 seconds or so.

There are plenty of things i cannot do that most people can

I cant swim
I cant drive
I cant get a grasp on playing guitar
I cant find humour in national stereotypes (unless its the kind of humour that relies on the assumptions being funny in their own right, in which case i often titter)
I cant enjoy Dinosaur Jr

Then we're two.

I never managed to fix that shit.. I guess im to lazy.

I think i will start taking lessions again, ofcourse in private since those classes are so f*n expensive and then just do a drive-up test...:rolleyes:

if theres one thing i can do that noone else can its accurately portraying my own shortcomings

your mistaken, its the girl who cant cum.

anyway, i can burp the alphabet in less than two minutes.

I've developed a game called "smell this"". currently, I'm ahead by about 25 points (her having refused several demands at smelling); irregardless, each time we walk by the make-up store, she encourages me to smell it (with a shove towards the door).

I hold my breath.

At least you can ride a bike?
At least I can play guitar.

i will do my best but it really doesnt sound pretty!